New Chapter in 'Teenage Mermaid Superhero'
New Chapter in Confessions
Please enter my contest, The One I love.
David Pekrul is one of the greatest ppl ever, he sponsored my dues!!!!
Believe it or not, I added 2 new chapters to "Confessions of a Teenage Mother" I was on a bit of a writer's block with it, but now I'm fine.
Oh, and guess what else?
I also added 2 chapters to Teenage Mermaid Superhero, my new book.
And I added to 'the lion and the pup'
plus, I edited Andrea to have a whole different twist.
*Over and out*
So I have the coolest best friend ever, whom I lurve. Her name is Tina Z. and she's the best thing since...urm...Motorola Razr's, one of which I'm getting. We can finish eachother's sentence and tell what the other is thinking. The only thing I like about school is being able to see her every day. We share a passion for books, my plasma tv, and making fun of eachother. We share a hate for our Spanish teacher, hw, and food that's not fast food/microwavable/pizza.
What else do you need in a relationshiop?
Lol, so, yup.
Sorry you guys, I know I haven't updated you in a long time, but I've been busy.
My name is Paula (in case you haven't read the top of the page) & I'm your average 13-year old alien from a planet that you have not yet discovered! I love to read & write. I love comedy movies & books.
I love Mercury because she's most like me, Sailor Moon, 'cause I always love the main character, and Minnie Moon, because I love little kids.
We're all homies and I visit their planet every week.
I baby-sit Minnie moon twice a month.
My favorite author is Meg Cabot & I have 2 sisters. I don't really know one, she's a half sister and lives in Germany, and she visited in March. IY was fun getting to know her, and although she lives on the other side of the world, we have the exact same interests and sooooo many things in common. My other sister is 6-going-on-17 and has the reading level and vocabulary of a 9-year old and is basically what I call a genius. Her science level is of a 5th grader, and she's highly mature for her age. I think she should really skip a couple of grades, I talked to her a couple of days back and realized just how amazing she is. when I talk to her, it's like talking to somebody my age. I guess I'm bragging, but I'm really proud of her. Sisterly love, I guess. I really love writing stories, mostly horror & stuff.
I have lots of points, so if you need any, just e-mail me and I'll give you. I love getting e-mail, so e-mail me with problems, updates, if you have anything new up, need help with something. I'm there for you! Please feel free to e-mail me any-time you want, I really don't mind and I'm not bothered by it at all. And I always reply immediately! Thank-you to several people for commenting, I really appreciate all the help. I have a new story or poem up every week or so, hope you like them. I love Chicken Soup, Baby-Sitters Club, Princess Diaries, 1-800-Where-R-U, The Mediator, Lois Duncan, Agatha Christie and many more, cause I just love reading. Thanks to:
Mary -BrytEyz- Ball,
Esther T. (the coolest sis eva)
Note: this is not a friend's list. This is a list of people who commented. I haven't updated it in 7 months, so let me know if you commented and I neglected to mention you.
Anthony Lane Stahlhut,
Brittney N. N.,
Irina Guschina ,
Tina Z., (the coolest best friend eva)
And of course, Robert Betts
and many more for reading my writings and a special thanks to every-one who took their time to comment on them, with comments, helpful hints, and mistakes. If I left out anybody who has commented, let me know!
If any of you have commented on my stuff and your name is not on the lisst, please let me know immediately!
I haven't quite gotten the hang of this writing buisness, but careful, I'm a fast learner!
I enjoy reading everyone's writings and spend hours reading story after story, commenting and correcting. I'm the cheap type, and refuse gifts and throw tantrums when people do nice stuff for me, saying that they only wasted their money since they used it on me. I enter lots of contests and I'm always sad to give away those 20 points, and am even more devastated when I don't win, which is always, which you can see by looking to the left where there is a gaping hole or gaping space to be more specific.(except that one time...) I am a perfectionist and I edit anything that has too many spaces, one spelling or grammar mistake, don't leave the pool until that flip is perfect,etc.
I'm a pessimest.
Really, I am!!!!
I'm over 30 pounds underweight, short for my age. There's lots of good stuff about me that I won't tell you because I'm modest ( See, that is totally bragging. We are ashaming our family on our home planet if we brag. That's why Regina is always getting kicked out of her house and sent to Earth ( as a punishment, of course. I never get why Martians come here for fun, anyway.). Only this time she has to take care of a mission. She was picked because she knows the planet better than us all! She was allowed to pick a guest and black-mailed me into coming with her) . I love to sing and am constantly in the school choir, but I'm extremely shy and won't sing for even my 6-year old sister. I keep a diary, as I'm sure most writers do, but that's where my being a normal girl stops. I won't go into the details, but I am not normal, which you will see if you read my writings, which are worse than the screeching alley cats that gather and sing in your back-yard every night.
I am really an alien from that planet that you puny Earthlings have yet to discover, which you can confirm if you ask Regina S., who dragged me to this over-polluted planet as a guest.
What's with all that food made of animals?
Have none you heard of Bumbling Metorite shakes and Star plunkers?
(they're the best!)
Seriously, people your planet is sooooo behind in technology.
We have floating televisions and no black-ins, or whatever you call them,
And what's with all this air?
Don't you guys know of Gracondum lidson?
Seriously, you people really have a lot to learn!
Anyway, enough about my home planet.
Let's talk about your people.
Thanks, Samantha H., Regina S., and Andrea Jeanette D. for help with my poems, they really improved!
Prose-n-poetry has now become my favorite site, and the other day I spent fourteen hours on it non-stop.
I recommend it to everybody I know who loves reading or writing.
It really is the best web-site ever.
And it's perfect for me.
Anyway, thanx 4 dropping by my page! Come again soon! I'll be waiting. ^-~
So, soon it'll be time for school and I have to warn you: I will be busy and will probably not have time for updates, my column or any new stories.
I'm really sorry, but you can't imagine how much they load us down during the school year. We have a test and quiz in every subject once a week, weekly projects, long-term assignments and the daily homework.
I have no idea how I'll make it this year.
I had an operation.
Yea, so now I have joined the never-ending circle of ppl who have had an operation.
Summer vacation is half-over,can yoo believe it?
Wow, life goes by fast when ur recovering after a foot surgery.
And wheelchairs suk!!!!
Oh, and thanks to Debra Rose, I've found this sight called www.caughtatwork.net, and it is the beeeeeest.
Not better than p-n-p, ofcourse.
Sorry if I haven't updated my jokes , books, stories or column, but I've been kinda busy.....
I got yet ANOTHER autographed book.
Walter Jones and Mr.Bob and David Pekrul have paid my dues for no apparent reason, aren't they nice men?
Maybe Earthlings are not so bad, after all.....
Anyway, I joined another contest just for fun, 'cause I have completely nothing to do with my lfe.
Earth is completely boring!
You don't even have volcano snow-skiing!
It takes five hours to get from N.Y. to California?
Really, it takes two minutes my way, but Regina says that I can't tell you confidental information that you haven't discovered yet.
I got an autographed book!!!!!!
My first autographed book from an Earthling.
Dances around madly and knocks down the lamp and gets grounded because it's an antique.
What's an antique anyway?
There's stuff on our planet that's thousands of years old but nobody cares when it gets broken!
(My mom, for example. She fell down and broke her leg ( as you call it. What we call it is too complicated for your puny human dialect) while playing Garclie Rings, and only seven people visited her in the hos-p-tiwl ( as you prounounce it).
Also,if you like prose-n-poetry, you'll love this site : www.poetry4kids.com.
It's the only other site I've been on apart from this site and aliens.com( We sooooo do not look like that!!)
It's really good.
And also, this human costume is soooo itchy.
I mean, sure, our skin is different colors, but two eyes?
Come in, you people don't even have eyes at the back of your head, but I'm told that teachers do, so I guess that some of you do understand.
I cannot take this.
When I'm getting back home I'm taking a Mega-Sloap-and-Rinse bath.
I don't know how you stand it.
But we're not getting home soon, because Reggie is soooo not close to finishing up that mission.
She is suuuuch a birdbrain.
Is it so hard to find out BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP????
Oh, wait, I can't tell you, it's top-secret.
If any of you have read my book Confessions Of a Teenage Mother and think that you know another jam Allie can get into, please e-mail me it!
And if any of you know a cool movie like Shrek or Ella Enchanted or any cool codemy movies, please e-mail me!
I have become too serious and my "supervisers" ( people who take care of me and Regina while we're at at Earth) took me to a physciatrist, and he said that I need to have more fun in my life, and go places and watch movies and have more fun, I'm too young to get buried in books and not even go out of the house.....
AAh, Earth doctors are vair, vair annyoing.
If anybody needs advice or has something new up or wants me to comment on something, just e-mail me, I'll take care of it and make sure others read it.
I have a galley study test when I get back to my planet, so I gotta go study.
Believe it or not, I added a new chapter to "Confessions of a Teenage Mother" I was on a bit of a writer's block with it, but now I'm fine. winter, summer, teenage mermaid superhero.
Corny Jokes of the Month
Dudes --- believe it or not, I am completely out of jokes, so lemme know if you know any good ones, k?
You know how to e-mail me, right?
*Prays you do*
Well, that's my profile, hope that you enjoyed reading it.
Good-bye, but you will be back!
I assure you!
After all, you're all programmed with that mind-chip that forces you to come back and give me hundreds of praise-points!
Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha My evil Earthling laugh. That is what it sounds like....Right? Right?
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