Proof that girls are evil!
by
Regina S.
copyright 09-20-2003
Age Rating: 10 to 127
To all the girls reading this, I am so, so sorry, and to all the guys, if you’re gonna tease your girl-friends about this, DO NOT tell them where you got it from!
Anyway, I was talking with my guy-friend online, and every time we have a pointless conversation, the subject of who’s more evil almost always comes up! (Along with of course about half an hour of merciless teasing!) And can you believe it, he actually found proof that girls are evil!!!!
www.dayudie.com/silly/images/62.jpg - just copy and paste this for PROOF That Girls are EVIL!!!
(Serious note: DO NOT go to the original site because it is way too gross!)
Ok, if any of you think I actually took this sitting down, you are so badly mistaken! I decided to play his little game:
Proof that guys are stupid!
Guys = Time x Video games
Time = Money, so
Guys = Money x Video games
Money = Video games, therefore
Guys = Video games2 (squared)
And since videogames make you stupid
Guys = Stupid 2
YEAH! In his face!
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Totally cool. That is awesome. I never thought of it that way. But you know not all us girls are like you..... Some of us are not evil like you. But I love it.
I don't really spend much. I just go to the mall with five bucks and it always is enough. Cause I'm not close to preppy so something little like a wristband or keychain will just do it for me.
Oh, sure, guys are great for carrying your stuff, and then hiding it where you can't find it in a million years!!! (not that I never did stuff like that to them, after all, I am the evil one)Ahahahaha!! lol ^-^
i've seen that, my best friend aaron and my brother don't hesitate to show me, hah hah... i get them back, tho. "Guys are like SUV's, they're clumsy and awkward, not terribly attractive, but hey, they sure are great for carrying our stuff!!!" besides, it's true. i'm a succubus. aren't you? *grins innocently*
Ok, one, this is NOT meant to in any way be offensive to anyone!!! This started as a joke on me, and I thought this was really creative and decided to post this. Yeah, a lot of girls are evil (me included) it even say's that in the chinese yin and yan circle thing (yin represents evil and girls, yang represents goodness and guys). But no one should take this seriously!! Cuz not all girls are 'time and money' and videogames improve your natureal instincts (ok, some make you stupid)! lol
And April!!! Learn to read the fine print on things!!!! True, that's not exactly in bold, giant letters, but I warned you!!!! That site creeped me out, the name should have totally given it away!! DX DX DX :C
I'M BLIND!I didn't listen to you and went to the original site AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.*curls into small ball rocking back and forth muttering*The horror the horror the horror......AND YES I AM EVIL AND I AM STUPID SO I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Goes back to muttering the horror the horror*