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A list of silly quotes!!!!!!!
"I don't like half of you half as much as I would like; and I like less than half of you half as much as you deserve!" -Bilbo Baggins, LotR 1 by J. R. R. Tolkien
"Not fair! Not fair! It isn't fair, my precious, it is, to ask us what it's got in its nasssty little pocketses!?" -Gollum, the Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
"Is it good, my precious? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiosly crunchable??" -Gollum, the hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
"I would cut off your head, beard and all, master dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground!!!" -Eomer, LotR2 by J. R. R. Tolkien
"Naturally! ...I mean, naturally that would be natural, but only if the situation is natural. In unnatural situations natural enemies are sometimes friends!!" -Jacob Scribble, the Night of Wishes by Michael Ende
"That's suicide! That's like hanging your butt out of a car window on a free way, just waiting for some big truck to come wipe it off!!!" -Marco, Animorphs by K. A. Appelgate
"I've never felt so alive!!!" "Good! 'cause I'm gonna kill ya!" -characters from Disney's Tarzan
And just for fun, my favorite scene from Matrix Reloaded:
agent1: You!?
Agent Smith: Yes me! *sticks hand in agent1's chest, turning him into a copy of agent smith*
Agent Smith: Me, me, me.
Agent Smith copy: me too!
TABLE MANNERS!!!
the ones with the star* are the ones Katrin and I made up, the others are from my parents.
1. Don't clobber people over the head with a fork - use the spoon.*
2. Don't eat with food in your mouth.
3. Don't talk with your mouth open.
4. Don't breathe with air in your lungs
5. Don't poor cold milk over people's heads - use the warm milk.*
6. Don't use your foot to hold your silverware - use your other foot.*
(7. DONT EAT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE AND FORK!!! :-p)
8. Don't drop plates on the floor - drop the glasses.*
I hope you all enjoyed and if you have something to add, please do so!!
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