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"oh my gosh, Miranda! Im gonna talk to Eat-han Crap, I mean Eathen Craft today. He is so cute" cheered Losie, I mean Lizzie McGuire as her and her best friend Miranda walked down the school hallway.
"Look at Kate, she thinks she is so cool but she is not. Just because she got a bra doesn't mean she is popular" said Miranda trying to make a point.
Lizzie gave Miranda a whatever kind of look.
"She is popular because her boobies are big and she wears a bra" said Lizzie.
"So we wear bra's" said Miranda.
"Shut up" said Gordon, I mean Gordo.
Gordo was Lizzie and Miranda's "guy" friend.
"Oh my gosh, Eathen is walking over towards us" cheered Lizzie.
"Were gonna get 15 minutes of fame" said Miranda with a big smile on her face.
"Right" said Gordo as he walked away.
"Hey Losie" said Eathen.
"It's Lizzie" said Lizzie.
"Oh right" said Eathen.
Eathen was the stupidest guy on earth but he was a toal hottie!
"Hey Miranda" he said.
"Hi" said Miranda.
All of a sudden a tissue fell out of Miranda's bra.
"OH MY GOSH! MIRANDA STUFFS HER BRA" shouted a boy!
Everyone started laughing.
Miranda's face turned red. She looked as if she were going to scream, cry at the same time.
"How do you stuff s bra" asked Eathen?
"Uhh...you put tissue's in it" said Lizzie.
"LIZZIE" screamed Miranda!
"How can you do that" asked Eathen.
Miranda stood still for a moment, then she blasted down the hall running fast.
"Eathen, come feel me up" said Kate.
Kate was the stuck-up girl.
"How do I do that" asked Eathen.
"Oh nevermind" said Kate.
"Um...ok" said Eathen.
"Look it's losie" said Kate.
"It's bad breath" said Lizzie.
"Oh no, I forgot to brush my teeth" cried Kate!
Lizzie laughed!
Boom! All of a sudden someone farted in the hallway. A couple of lockers fell out of the wall.
"WHO DID THAT" cried Kate!
"Sorry, I did it" said Larry.
"EWWW" cried Kate and Lizzie both at the same time.
They all ran out of the hallway.
At lunch Kate raced to Miranda.
"MIRANDA" cried Kate!
"What" she asked?
"Did you give Lizzie that amazing haircut" asked Kate?
"Yeah" said Miranda with a freaked out look on her face.
"Then give me one...now" said Kate.
"Well...okay" said Miranda with an evil smile on her face.
Once Miranda finished cutting Kate's hair she ran off and away.
Kate looked in the mirror and screamed as her hair, oh her hair looked dredfull. Half of her head was bald!
"MIRANDA" SCREAMED KATE!
"LIZZIE! DID MIRANDA GIVE YOU THAT HAIRCUT" cried Kate?
"No...my mom gave me one" laughed Lizzie as she saw what Miranda had done to Kate.
"Were is Miranda" asked Kate?
"We don't know" said Gordo.
"FINE" screamed Kate as she walked away.
"Um...Lizzie. I have something to tell you" said Gordo.
"What" asked Lizzie?
"I like you" he said.
"I like you to" said Lizzie.
"No I mean I like you as a girl friend" said Gordo.
"WHAT" cried Lizzie as she spit all her milk on Gordo!
"I love you" he siad.
"No way" cried Lizzie!
"I NEED YOU" he said.
"No" cried Lizzie!
"TAKE ME MAN MEAT" GORDO CHEERED!
"NO" cried Lizzie as she heard the words "DUN! DUN !DUN" in her head!
"DO ME! I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU" HE CHEERED!
"NOOOOOOOO" CRIED LIZZIE!
SHE GOT UP AND RAN AWAY!
"Lizzie are you okay" asked a girl named Parker?
"No" cried Lizzie!
"Why" asked Parker?
"Because Gordo wants me, Miranda hates me, I had my 15 minutes of fame, I'll never get the cute guy, and there is a little animated girl version of me that is in my head" cried Lizzie!
"Okay...se yeah, wouldn't wanna be yeah" said Parker.
Parker walked away from Lizzie quickly.
All of a sudden Lizzie saw Whitney Houston singing in the middle of the hallway.
"AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! YOU MY DARLING YOU" sung Whitney Houston so beautiful.
Then Mariah Carey interupted and started singing Through the rain. "I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE RA- AHHH" Mariah carey sung, but then screamed When Whitney Houston smacked her across the face.
Lizzie ran acoss the dork hallway and ran into a locker. BAM!
"Ouch" cried Lizzie!
Ding! The school bell rang. It was 3:00pm and everyone was heading home.
"Yes Im free" shouted Lizzie!
The End?
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okay i was really hyper when i wrote this. i am a huge fan of hilary duff so dont hate me hilary!
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