Nice Trick
by
Delaney Lindley
(Age: 19)
copyright 08-04-2004
Age Rating: 10 to 127
If you knew a woman who had 8 children: 2 deaf, 2 blind, 3 dumb, and 1 paralyzed, and you knew she was currently pregnant with a child, would you recommend abortion?
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If you said "Yes" you just killed Bethtoven.
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If the world had one election to decide ruler of the world from 3 candidates, and only your vote counted and there were no recounts and you had to decide from one of the following for the office, which would you pick? (BE HONEST)
A. This man has been late to work, has been known to drink constantly and is extremely paranoid. He has also slaughtered hundreds of people from his own country.
B. This man is late to work, has been known to cheat on his wife with 2 women, is constantly drunk, and has come up with some of the greatest war speeches, though he's never served in the military.
And choice C. This man has never been late to work, is a painter and vegetarian, and has never cheated on his wife.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
If you chose A. You've selected Joseph Stallin.
If you chose B. You've selected Sir Winston Churchill
And if you chose C. You've selected.......Adolf Hitler.
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I thought "B" was Bill Clinton! With a name like that we should have known it would cost! This is very cute and more of these would be fun! Thanks, Anthony
This is amazing. I love these things! You should write more of these! i cannot believe that this is in the workshop. Take it out! Amazing! This is incredible stuff! So clever! I love this!
Clever, Delany, very clever! On the abortion part, I would say no, every child deserves a chance to live. Even if the parent doesn't want it, it was not their choice who would be their mother. (so in my world, Beethoven lives! ^-^). On the world leader part, I would chose Adolf Hitler. We have been taught to be so close minded that we never even consider that he might have been a good man. Joseph Stalin, was not a very good person. and if I remember correctly, he threw many people off their lands. I think he did have a number of enemies in the Soviet Union. And Winston Churchill was probably not as great a leader as many think he was if he had the nerve to cheat on his wife for his own selfish pleasures. Hitler, however was not a world leader, he was the leader of Germany! He was strict in promoting natziism, but I don't think many Germans opposed him. I think I read somewhere that he treated his generals with respect, and earned the respect of many of his people. He brought Germany out of depression, and made it a better place. Yes, it was wrong what he did to the Jews, but he thought the Jews to be Germany's enemy, he saw the Germans suffer, and he wasn't taught right or wrong. (hehe, although the right and wrong principals aren't doing America much good either lately :). He wanted Germany to feel superior, and he did (in a wrong way, but he did) If he was in charge of the world, it might not be so bad.
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