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Beginning of a generally ordinary day. Only it's not. Last day of summer vacation. I go back to my hell-hole tomorrow. We went back to the school about 2 days ago for my lil sis' orientation. met the new teachers, which is kool. One of the teachers from AEP (a place bad kids go... usually the ones with a record with police who get a temporary restraining order against them from the schools.. I'll probably say why in another moon note) AnYwHo, one of them is one of the new coaches. Oh goody.
I also tried to start a "Catfight" with the assistant principal Mr. Givvens. He just looked at me like I was weird and I said "Don't stare at me like I'm the weird one! You're the one here who's normal!"
I also stopped a woman in line who decided to douse herself in some type of perfume that was ruining our breathing space and said "Tone it down a bit, hon. We're students that are stupid, not blind. We know you're there."
As soon as I had my back turned for a moment, a guy started sniffing his armpits and I just turned and yelled "YES! YOU PUT TOO MUCH ON TOO!"
Good times, eh Megan?
FUNNY REMINISCING
I remember when I fell down the stairs at school last year...ALL 3 TIMES. The last fall down, I grabbed my friend Chris (whom we lovingly refer to as "poochie"- we don't know why) and he held onto the railing and I fell down with the legs in the air against the wall. We couldn't stop laughing.
Or the time I set fire to my mother's birthday cake. TWICE. Once while making the batter and the other purely becuz I wasn't paying attention to it and I was talking on the phone. I turned around and screamed the cake was on fire in the oven. Megan cracked up over the phone. I was so embarrassed I hid the cake out in the garage and wrote a (funny) apologetic poem to my mother appropriately titled "Why There's No Cake". She laughed so hard there were tears in her eyes. I haven't seen my mother that happy in .... I can't even remember. That one moment made up for all the times I felt she looked right through me and didn't care about me and I realized how much I love her.
Remember that, Megan?
Remember all the times we made fun of Mr. Givvens behind his back? Or the dreadded striped shirt? Or the baggy pants he insists on wearing everyday? Oh god, lol.
Remember the way Dr. Hickerson always looked like her face was gonna fall off becuz of so many bad plastic surgeries?
Remember when I cussed with you guys outside and Officer Bowers was right behind me? "Swish swish buckle buckle"
Remember the sex ed talk? and the guy was right infront of us and we were in the first row while he was talking? And he described a "burning sensation" and I told him his foot was on fire and he looked down?
Good times.
Remember when Todd chased me outside of Red Robin (even though he was a server) He still chased me out in the parking lot and he got me soaking wet with the pitcher of ice water after I said he wouldn't do it? Well.... he did. lol.
Remember riding on the tornado with me and you were screaming your lungs out and I was laughing at you so hard I forgot to pay attention to the ride? Or the whole bee that was chasing me and I backflipped over the bench and skinned my knee up pretty bad? And all those people were staring at me and I was like "What the heck are you looking at?!" lol.
Or when we went into the 2 foot deep pool and you fell in on the slippery side and I scooted down on my butt and still got hurt?
Remember when we saw Dawn of the Dead and I was the only person that cracked up laughing when the woman was hacked up by the chainsaw?
Or when Shavai and me and you were at Red Robin disscussing the end to my story? Good times. Jamming in the parking lot screaming with all our lung power "All that Jazz"?
Remember when it was Chelsea's birthday and we went to play Lazor tag? That was my very first time. And you ended up being the person who ended up shooting the most people? And everyone was like "I hate you!" and I was like "Hey! It ain't her fault if she's the only suicidal person here!" And when we told the ghost stories on the drive home. That was really fun.
All the times we kidnapped you and took you to Wal Mart and Kroger and Cowboys at all hours of the night. Sometimes, me and you would stay up all night laughing our heads off and fall asleep at like 6:00 am and wake up about 5 PM and head to the mall?
Remember when I got in a fight with that girl on the last day of school? ("try again when you grow a few inches and are at least able to look at my neck, hon!")
Then about a week later we find out Shavai broke her nose in a fight? lol.
How about the last dance? Matt S. was looking over at us and was like "How you doin'?" and we just cracked up laughing and how Bryan was always saying "Hey" to me whenever he saw me at lunch?
Remember when you and Shavai didn't wait for me and Coach Andrews caught me cussing. Or when I found out he was leaving? It was a big mix of celebrating and sadness there. I don't think there'll ever be another guy at Junior high like that.
One of my fav memories with him was when Coach Andrews and Shabay got into a wrestling thing and Shabay knocked Andrews' computer off his desk and they sat there staring at it and like 5 minutes later, Andrews looked at Shabay and was like "Look what you did."
He still owes me a camera.
Or when Nicole managed to stuff herself in the locker and said I forced her in there?
I also remember when Shavai and Elizabeth came to my rescue when I was in Coach Andrews' classroom and they thought I was doing extra credit. That was funny.
And there was once that I just came from BIC and was trading DVDs with Shavai in the school and I knew I wasn't allowed in school and Coach Andrews came walking down the hall and I tried to duck behind the tiny brick wall and he saw me and waited till I got up and he said "Boo" and I slammed backwards into the lockers. That was funny.
I think you, Shavai and I will always be the best of friends. We're like the 3 musketeers, the 3 amigos, the 3 blind mice! and... that's all I can think of becuz you took the best ones. But anyways, You and Shavai are my best buds and always keeping a smile on each others faces. You guys made me feel like immortal, that we would never die. We're the pirates in my story, and that'll never change right?
And you guys made me realize and make up our motto for life: DFLL
D. ream an adventure
F. ind an escape
L. ove for a lifetime
L. ive forever
Love you guys and I'll always be here for you two whatever you need. Even if that includes something illegal lol. btw, we need to go to Cowboys next Sunday.
LUV YA GUYS! SEE YA AT SCHOOL!
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