Hiccups!
You darn hiccups!
How you plague me so!
Every dandy morning,
You seem to just come pouring
From my throat a-roaring,
With your peevish twang.

Hiccups!
You darn hiccups!
How you irk me so!
Your arrival is quiete vexing,
So sudden, it's perplexing!
I'll be startled, and the next thing,
The wind will laugh in your behalf.

Hiccups!
You darn hiccups!
Why not leave already?!
You've had your share of amusement,
In fact, you've become abusement!
...*gasp* Do I sense no movement?
Oh no! You're back again!