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The Man in the Tuxedo: An Interview With an Idiot
by Jenna T. (Age: 15)
copyright 12-28-2004


Age Rating: 10 to 127

 
Okay, so Andrew F. did a Sailor Moon interview, and considering that I hate Darien so, I shall do an interview with him. This is MY OPINION, I repeat MY OPINION. Enjoy:

JEN: Hello! Today we have a special guest...Tuxedo Mask!

TUX: Hello! Guess what?

JEN: What?

TUX: Cabbage is on sale! (The Cabbage thing is Andrew F's idea. Thanks!)

JEN: I see...Anyway, let's start our interview. SO, Tuxedo Mask, do you like fighting crime?

TUX: Not really. I just like fighting evil people.

JEN: That's fighting crime, Tux.

TUX: Oh.

JEN: Everyone knows that in the future you and Serena are married. Do you truly want this?

TUX: Actually, I want to marry Fior---I mean, yes, I love Serena.

JEN: What is your favorite thing to do?

TUX: Smile. SMILE, SMILE, SMILE, MAKES THE WORLD WORTH-WHILE, WHILE, WHILE! And being an idiot, of course.

JEN: *sigh*. Well, it seems that you must get good grades, since you are going to a very good, educational college. How did this come to be?

TUX: I copied from Mercury's tests and---oops. I mean, I am very talented and smart, and you just don't know it, so there!

JEN: Uh-huh...right...Well, err...Thank you for joining us here at PnP this evening, Tuxedo Mask. Good luck with those enemies! Goodbye!

TUX: What enemies? WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? WHY?

JEN: GOODBYE, DARIEN!!!!!!! *The TV screen gets all fuzzy as Tuxedo Mask runs around like a wild maniac*

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


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09-11-2005 Leigh G.    

This is pretty funny especially the cabbages. Even though you might not get nice comments from some or his big time fans. It is very funny though. :)


08-13-2005 Andrew Findlay    

I had to read this again. I think this is where the cabbage thing really started to catch on...
CABBAGES!!!



07-31-2005 Rissa T.    

The best! it had me laughing pretty hard. Of course everyone knows he is in luuuuv with fiore!


03-17-2005 Sarah Mahler    

This was too fun to read. I broke out in a smile when I read that Tux slipped that he wanted to marry Fiore. I definatly look forward to more of your anit-Tux stories.


12-31-2004 Toni Sweeney    

I love this like andrew I enjoy where he almost slipped and said that he wanted to marry fiorie. Also when he slipped saying that he copies from mercurys tests.
Toni S.


12-29-2004 Andrew Findlay    

I love this. I especially liked the part where he almost slipped and said that he wanted to marry Fiore!
We definitely need more anti-tux sentiment around here. I look forward to reading more of your 'Darien is an idiot' stories.



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