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Welcome to my soon-to-be-column, with the help of Robert Betts (hopefully, after I have e-mailed him). Anyway, what's new? Anyone dread school? ME! Pick me! I know, I know, each morning I have to wake up at 6:10, do everything and go outside at about 7:00, and wait ten freezing minutes for my bus to come! I mean really! How much torture do kids need to get?? I know, I know, in some crazy-unforgettable-uncomfortable-wild situation all my years of schooling will help me, but that is NOT going to be any time soon. I can't wait until summer, and it only takes me one month to forget everything I have learned the hole entire year. It's amazing. I'm sorry, I can't talk about school, which I now will call the Child's-Jail-and-Labor-Center-with-no payment. The Child's-Jail-and-Labor-Center-with-no payment is just too scary.
Any good books? I am reading one, it is called "Broken Hearts", it is a Fear Street book by R.L.Stine. It is really good. It is part horror, part mystery, and part normal life. It is so good! Anything that R.L.Stine writes that is Fear street is good work, and it is young adult. I know tsk-tsk! I have rights too you know! I deserve to read young adult books! Any of you heard of Louise Rennison? She is FANTASTIC!!! Although her books are about love and boys and that stuff, so I ONLY recommend it to the GIRLS that are thirteen years and older. Sorry, boys, girls will remain a mystery to you, I mean if you read this book you will be lost and amazed at the things we do and have.(To the girls: Never tell them!) Anyway she writes a series. the first book is "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging"(I am not sure I spelled it right).The books are like a diary (there are more of them, this is just the first one) of a girl named Georgia. Angus is her cat. Thongs and full frontal snogging, well I'm not going to get into the details. If there are any boys or girl who don't know what it is, I'm sorry, then you are not mature enough to find out. I don't want to pop any bubbles and have mothers screaming at me telling me that their child didn't need to know. So please leave it alone, if you don't know it. The book is really funny! My parents thought I wsa going insane with laughter when I read it. Hope you enjoy it. Anyway, gotta run. (This well be a 2 weekly column, one entry every 2 weeks.)