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Funny Pick-up Lines
by Sarah B. (Age: 14)
copyright 01-05-2005

Age Rating: 10 to 127

Hey I have some really good pick-up lines from online.

·excuse me, I am new in this town can I have directions to your house?

·If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

*I think I need to call heaven they lost one of their angels.

·Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

·Is your father a baker? because you have a nice set of buns!

·Hi my name is—I just noticed you noticing me and I
· wanted to notice you that I was noticing you too.

·I miss my teddy bear.. can you hold me?

·Out of my mind be back in five minutes.

·I lost my home address can I have yours?

·There must be something wrong with me eyes because I can’t take them off of you.

·My name is—you can call me whatever but just make sure you call me,

·He: hey can I have your number?
She: it’s in the phone book.
He: I don’t know your name.
She that’s in the phone book too.

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07-28-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut

How about...The sky must be falling, all I see are twinkling stars when I look at you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it aginst me?

Yours are cute, too! Thanks, Anthony

02-20-2005 Caitlin M.

Sadly, I've gotten all these lines said to me. lol

02-09-2005 Jane L.

These are so funny!

01-10-2005 Jenna T.

Hehehe...these are really cute!

01-06-2005 Andrew Findlay

My favorite one was 'do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again'

This was fun to read, thanks.

01-06-2005 Charlotte S.

*lOl*
Pick-up Lines...do they ever work?
I have heard some of them before but some not.
Are you sure the last one is a pick up line..??
Much Luv, Charlotte

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Funny Pick-up Lines by Sarah B. (Age: 14) copyright 01-05-2005 Age Rating: 10 to 127

Funny Pick-up Lines
by Sarah B. (Age: 14)
copyright 01-05-2005

Age Rating: 10 to 127