Every dog will have his day or so they say in court
It’s true that vellination’s there I’m happy to report
Of course if you’d prefer there is ligarious ballderand
Although I don’t agree with it, you have to take a stand

Otherwise there is no need for tribintary cases
And then the lawyers wouldn’t have a place to show their faces
Boxsemmary is something that can never be vacated
Whenever people disagree and just can’t be placated

The time has come for everyone to voice their strong concern
So children can compostulate and have a chance to learn
There’s nothing as depressing as a voidulated mind
Eventually nomassity destroys all of mankind

All of the politicians will ignore instaggination
Until they’re faced with unequitilated litigation
Then my friends I’m just afraid it all will be too late
And extentialistic vagueness will be our only fate

We haven’t any time to waste so heed this call to arms
And vasicate the premises and sound all the alarms
If you’ll quickly stropify, your courage will be found
Then you can help me get my dog out of the bloomin’ pound