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The Diet
by David Pekrul
copyright 04-17-2005


Age Rating: 10 to 127

  The Diet
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At first they say it's good for you,
And then they say it's not,
They say that you can lose the weight,
Although you eat a lot.

Whatever can a person do,
When trying to make decisions,
It's almost like we're flying blind,
Or waiting for a vision.

At first we're doing the thing that's right,
And then we're doing it wrong,
They say we'll lose the weight real quick,
Instead, it takes so long.

It's time we quit these diet fads,
And use our common sense,
The only thing these diets do,
Is make us very tense.

So I will eat just what I want,
And listen to my reason,
I'm never going to win awards,
It's only me I'm pleasin'.




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11-09-2005 Debra Rose    

For some reason, a diet that says I can eat four eggs and two pounds of bacon, but not an apple because "THE APPLE HAS CARBS" makes me very nervous.

I like this poem, and I agree with the message! I think there is only one diet that really works. It's called "Put down the food, you fat bastard."

LMAO It's the diet I'm currently on. ^.^


08-10-2005 Debra Rose    

You know...there's a reason why the maker of the Atkin's diet died early of a heart attack and bad cholestrol sixty pounds over weight.

IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU!

My brother is a personal trainer. He says the only way to lose the weight and keep it off is to "Get off your lazy *** and stop expecting the world to make a miracle pill. Get active, eat right, and do the right thing. But most of all, stop being a retard."

I love my brother XD

Awesome work, David. I loved the way this ended


05-02-2005 Ajda G.    

There needs to me more people in the world like you, enough said. It's all about skinny, twig, toothpick, tiny...all that. If more people thought like you, everyone could be happier. People need to eat, you know!


04-18-2005 Kimberly Angelone    

so sad but true. i'm always on a diet! this hit home!


04-17-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut    

There is that significant other! Though she will be able to overlook some increase, we must not ask her to have to work at it! Get a bike and go for a long ride! Thanks very good write. Anthony


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