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Blonde Joke # 2
by Shannon W. (Age: 16)
copyright 06-15-2005


Age Rating: 4 to 127

 
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
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04-16-2006 Leigh G.    

lol! This is hilarious! Strangely enough, when I was a girly-girl, about eight year ago might I add, I wanted to be a blond! The first layer of my hair is light brown, second kinds mid brown, and third dark brown...it grew that way... Anyhow, this was hilarious! I'll have to read the others... Here's one that's not blond related but,
How many men and women are born in one day?
None! They're all babies!
Cory, yes, I got it from a friend...

May the divine darkness be with you,
Leigh of the Commenting Crusaders
12-04-2005 Mehrina B.    

:D LOL! Anthony, that was funny! But then again, blonde jokes normally apply to blonde women, right? I'm not really into society and blonde jokes and stuff, so I'm probably wrong. Funny joke, Shannon! But one thing. Was there another blonde in the car, or did the single blonde get in the car and then attempt to get out?
09-29-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut    

Hay, I'm a Blonde! I don't do things like this. You know why Blonde haired people don't drink ice water?







The one that knew the recipe died!
Anthony
06-16-2005 Andrew Findlay    

This one is also very funny. I've heard blonde jokes before, but this one is really good.
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