~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
Entry #1
by
Jenna T.
(Age: 15)
copyright 06-29-2005
Age Rating: 10 to 127
***NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: There are SUPPOSED to be spelling errors. You know Darien! Enjoy!*
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June 29, 2005
Hello!!!!!!!!
Well, I don't really know how to start this thing. My psychiatrist told me today that he thinks I should keep a diary about all the things that happen to me instead of taking it out on roses. I don't have the fantiest-est idea what he means by that, because all I do to roses is throw them. What's so bad about that? Okay, so I hit people in the eye with them once or thirty-seven times, but I like them! Aren't they pretty? That's why I picked a pink journal with a rose on it to use. Did I mention to yoo that I like pink?
I guess I'd better intorduzil myself. My name is Darien Shields. I don't really know how old I is, but I am in college. But the only reason I make it in college is that I copy of of my friend Amy Anderson's tests. Tehehehe! Don't tell her. I have a girlfriend named Serena. We will become king and queen of the moon kingdomeee in the future. Did I mention that I'm Tuxedo Mask? Well I am, and my girlfriend is Sailor Moon. But I wish I was Sailor Moon because she gets a prettier outfit. *sniff sniff*...
Let me tell you about my day. That's what my psychiatrist told me to write about anyways. Well, today I went to the market again for some cabbage (I LOVE cabbage! @^_^@), because it was on sale, 20% off! Is not that a deal?! I think cabbage should be part of everyone's daily lifestyle. I think so, but Serena doesn't. In fact, none of the people I know agree with me on anything. Except for when I say I am leaving from their presents, they agree to let me leave...and they are really happy. Well, at least they agree with me on SOMETHING.
After the market I went home and I talked to my stuffed teddy bear. His name is Teddy Bear. Isn't that an unusual name for a teddy bear? I think so. Then I went downstairs to draw some pretty pictures. And that's it.
Well gutt to go now. Tomorrow is Serena's and Rini's birthday! I am going to pick out a present for her...I don't know what to get her yet, but I will think of something. Her surprise party is tomorrow night so I have plentee of time. Before I go, here is two pretty pictures I drew!
@(-_-)@ That's a monkey face!
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/ / / / / / That's a rubber ducky swimming on water!!!!!
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This was hilarious. I have a Sailor Moon fan-fiction and I have him a little loopy in my book too. I guess he isn't really the best man in a tux. I mean you can dress them up, but you can't take them out. The misspelling bugged me a little, because I thought it would be like one letter wrong, but it's almost the whole word that's misspelled. Again, this is really funny. I hope it gets better as I read on. Talk to you later.
~Alma H.
That is too funny! I liked the cabbage part! Even though it's like the exact opposite of Darien, I know what it's like to despise him with every ounce of one's being. Because I do. Hate him, that is. I can't wait to read the rest.
lol, what to say? That's hilarious! You had me rolling. :) The cabbage thing if great, and the misspellings are so stupid, only an idiot would be capable of making them. "I like pink." lol! Ironic... I hate pink... You can make this 7+ though. lol, well I suppose I'll read some more. :)
"......all I do to roses is throw them. What's so bad about that? Okay, so I hit people in the eye with them once or thirty-seven times......"
OMFG!!!! *Rolls around laughing* That sounds like me!
"But I wish I was Sailor Moon because she gets a prettier outfit. *sniff sniff*... " I have always been curious about him......
And I love the ending "xo" just dangling randomly.
OOOOH! Do you think you could make an entry about him as tuxedo mask, deciding that maybe cabbage would be more awesome to throw than roses, but something happens to make him change his mind? That would be SOOOO FUNNY!
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