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~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
Entry #2
by Jenna T. (Age: 15)
copyright 06-29-2005


Age Rating: 10 to 127

 
***NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: Yes, Serena's and Rini's birthdays are on June 30th. I am not making up Senshi's birthdays :) Enjoy
~~~

June 30, 2005

Hi!!!!!!

I am going to start calling you Cabbage. Is that okay? Okay. Let's restart this entry.

June 30, 2005

Hi, CABBAGE!!!!!

No, that didn't sound right...Let's start again...

June 30, 2005

Dearest Cabbage,

There. That sounds better. Well, hi!!! As I sed in yesterday's entry, "tomorrow is Serena and Rini's birthday"...Wait...it's not tomorrow, it's today! I do not understand...Well, anyways, Their surprise party is later tonight, and I decided to make them both something they will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever forget. CABBAGE CLOTHES!!!!!!! Isn't that lovely? They are kind of sticky though, from too much glue. Anyways, I bought about 25 heads of cabbage and stripped them to lettuce, and glued them all together to make outfits! I even had extras to make Serena and Rini each a cute little hat! I hope the glue dries soon...

LATER...

My Dear Cabbage,

I am home from the surprise party now. I had about 5 pieces of cake. But the bestestestestestest part of all was that Serena and Rini seemed to have like my gift! See, my gift was the last gift they opened, even though it was right in front of them (I wonder why?). They opened it up and Rini screamed and Serena almost threw up. I think they were too excited to say anything!!! Rini gave this strange look as she saw glue all over her hands from picking it up. i think she loved that. Then, Serena pickeeeed hers and Rini's up and rolled them in a ball, and threw them at my face. I thought she loved it so much that she wanted to play catch with it, so I threw it back. We threw it back and forth until Amy and Rei pulled me away and Lita and Amara kicked me out of the house...litterally! My butt still hurts...But it's great to know that Rini and Serena like their gifts from me!

I must bid lee farewell...or is it fee? or bee? Maybe thee...Nah, why would it be 'I bid thee farewell?" That's so totally stupid.

Love,
Darien *muah* *muah* *kissey kissey goo goo*




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04-29-2007 Alma H.    

He truly is stupid. This is what classifies a real boy. stupid and naive. I thought he might have wanted to keep the cabbage to himself instead of giving it away as a present. He must really love cabbage. The spelling seems to be a little too advanced for him at this point; of course, it was a short entry. On to the next! Talk to you later.
~Alma H.


03-20-2006 Leigh G.    

lol! I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying...This was so funny! I loved the Cabbage! You make him out to be such an idiot, it's so funny... Great work! I'm off to the next entry!

May the divine darkness be with you,
Leigh of the Commenting Crusaders


08-08-2005 Sarah B.    

This is AWESOME! Ahhh.. Darien and his Cabbage...


07-23-2005 Caitlin M.    

Wow, I love this much! I seriously like laugh so hard when I read these. Playing cabbage with cabbage clothes. Hahaha.


06-30-2005 Debra Rose    

Playing catch with cabbage clothes. WOOOT!

Ahhh...Serena SO should have stuck with Diamond XD I would love to see her side of this story, LMAO

GREAT JOB! I'll definitly be checking back for more!


06-30-2005 Andrew Findlay    

You really know how to make me laugh. Darien really loves his cabbage, doesn't he. I had a really bad night at work, and this really cheered me up, THANKS!
I hope you write Darien's Diary for a very long time. I will be sure to check each day for new entries.


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