Heather has three feathers.
Pam Anderson looks good in sweaters.
It's hard to hide,
what you can't keep inside,
and I don't know which I like better!


Heather has received many letters
written about her feathers.
Indian Nation will rave,
"Three feathers for Brave!"
so they gave her a small piece of leather.


Because she traded her feathers for leather,
there is a new clientele for Heather.
She don't take no lip,
and will crack the whip,
and spank you, if you will let her!