~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
Entry #3
by
Jenna T.
(Age: 15)
copyright 07-01-2005
Age Rating: 10 to 127
A/N: Thanks for reading this, and thanks to Debra Rose for this entry's idea...
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July 1, 2005
My Love Cabbage (even though you are not my real love, Fiore is, but that's okay because you are my favorite food, so I guess I could call you my love as in food, because you are my love, but not my LOVE, my food love, but I also like tomatoes and stuff that Fiore makes me, so I guess you aren't my TRUE food love, but I will call you love anyway to get on with this entry),
Today I fought a battle with the other scouts. And guess what? I have a new weapon! Can you guess what? No, it's not rubber duckies...No, it's not a pretty pink pony...STOP GUESSING!!!!!!! You'll see...
The monster was purple, and I like purple, so that was kind of mean...but anyways, the monster shouted at me, "All you do is throw that stupid rose!!!" And I says to it, I says, "WHAT?" And it said, "Do you have any other weapons?" The scouts nodded in agremenenenet and I decided that they was right. I needed a new weapon. I remembered I had a head of cabbage on my head with my overly-tall hat covering it for me to munchy-wunchy on when no one was looking. So I took it and threw it at the monster. It hit it and the monster fell down. IT WORKED!!! THE CABBAGE WORKED FOR A FULL 3 SECONDS!!!!! I was so happy. Serena hit me on the head with her moon wand and yelled, "YOU IDIOT!", so I could tell she was happy too!!! I will keep that attack. I like it.
Nothing much else went on today. I miss Fiore. Last time I saw him he was picking up a cabbage head at the market about a month ago. Sure, I like Serena, but Fiore was the very first best best best friend I met before Serena. I wish Fiore and me were together in the future...*sigh*
My psychiatrist was proud of me that I have started a diary. He says that now I hav lesser of a chance going to solitary confinement.
Well I have to go increase my supply of cabbage for attacks. Off to the market!
Love always and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
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....I don't think he will have a lesser chance of oing into solitary confinment. He shouldn't even be able to fight with the scouts. No wonder they always end up almost defeated. Meube it's just the attention span of Tuxedo Mask, so hey have to keep him forcused. He's sounding like a 'tinkerbell' (a flamer) with talking on about Foire. Talk to you later.
~Alma H.
lol! This is too funny! The idea was great, and Debra always has had good ideas. And with the way you present it it perked up my darker dark day. I can hear them fighting now... Anyhow, this was a great entry! A bit...well, it's rated 10+, is I'll just be blunt. The Fiore stuff makes Darien sound rather gay...
May the divine darkness be with you,
Leigh of the Commenting Crusaders
WOOOOOOW! *hugs* Hahaha, I think this is the best thing ever. Be a comedian, I'm serious! lol Fiore bought me cabbage. I found cabbage to munchy wunchy on so I threw it at the bad guy. Wow, I love you so much for making this.
omg...I'm at work and I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears. I love you so much Jenna! This was one of the greatest things ever! I can just see the monster getting smacked with a warm, gushy cabbage and being like "wtf....?!?!?!?!" and sitting there perturbed for a second...OMG!
Hahahaha, and thank you for taking my suggestion! But don't encourage me...now I wanna see fiore try to fend him off with cabbage and Darien being like "HE LOVES ME!" or something O.o LOL You make my mind just keep running wild with ideas, and now I'm near tears just picturing this. I love your writing, Jenna!!!!
I'm a Darien fan but this stuff... SO funny! Expecially all the cabbage stuff... I can actually see this happening! Oh my, this would make a great web comic.
This is really great. The way you wrote it, I could actually imagine that it was Darien writing it. I was laughing all the way though this. Darien sure is a sad, sad little man.
I just can't get over how realistically you write these entries. They really sound exactly as if Darien was writing them. I REALLY hope that you continue doing these entries as often as possible, beacuse they have become one of my favorite things to read.
Welcome !
