Heathers feathers from her pillow.
Underneath the pussy willow.
Why on earth would she do that ?
She threw the pillow at her cat.
Split the pillow, they did billow.

She threw the pillow full of feathers.
When her cat attacked the leathers.
For the leathers weren't her own.
And if torn they be not sewn.
For the leathers were not Heathers.

So these leathers were erotic.
Which made Heather feel exotic.
So Heather grabbed her whip.
And her cat it did a flip.
Heathers cat became neurotic.