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Heather Gone...but not Forgotten
by Jean George
copyright 07-05-2005
Contest Winner

Age Rating: 13 to 127

 
LIMERICKS
This chapter follows the “Heather Chronicles Continued…” chapter of limericks and was written for David Pekrul's Heather limericks contest.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At fan dancing she was a master,
Her fame spreading farther and faster,
Admirers threw roses
She caught in her toes-es
‘Cause bending would show her bare ass-ter.

The men all around were left addled
Whenever the pole Heather straddled,
‘Till their wives came to town
And they burned the place down,
She grabbed her feather and skedaddled.

Well, our Heather knew now, to push–on,
“’Cause the first train out, had her tush-on.
On the train she met Dan,
Such a gallant young man,
He covered her tush with a cush-on.

She was tired of being seen nudely
And ev’ry one staring so lewdly
So with feather and fan
She then married young Dan
And vowed to the crowd to be prudely

It didn’t take long to adjust ‘er,
Not worried the cops would come bust ‘er,
She now lives like a mouse
In her quiet new house
And uses her own feather duster.

And this is the end of her story,
No longer she flaunts her nude glory,
She wears leathers for Dan,
But for no other man,
And dances for no one no more-y.


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07-20-2006 Greg Kis    

I've just started on the saga of Heather - I wonder how long it would take to make her into "a desperate house wife?". Really liked it.
10-09-2005 Sage B.    

That was soo cool! I love limmricks..I wish i could write them!
07-06-2005 Brian Dickenson    

My flabber has been well and truly gasted!

I really did think you could not improve on Heather, how wrong I was.
What a wonderful gift you have. Maybe the rest of us should stop writing and just read at your feet.
Heather is a lot of men's fantasy. A good little wife at home. A great asset on ones arm when out.
and a harlot between the sheets.
I had a Heather once,,,lol.
Come on, keep me laughing and crying.
Brian.
07-05-2005 David Pekrul    

I'm in tears....laughing. I think this ends the 'Heather's Feathers Chronicles'. Heather is now a respectable woman. I just hope her children don't find out about her past.
07-05-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut    

I know these are good cause I tried!
Sad to think that I cried,
guess it was fate,
medics were too late,
because David agreed that She DIED!
Unless they remake, "Dawn of the Dead!"
we won't see her again! (these are funny, bravo!) Anthony
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