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~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
Entry #6
by Jenna T. (Age: 15)
copyright 07-15-2005


Age Rating: 10 to 127

 
Julie 15, 205

Hello Cabbage!

Sorry I have not written in a few daisies. I have been busy making cabbage clothes for myself. I think when I first made them at Serena and Rini's party they were a huge success. I might even make my own clothing line! Wouldn't that be spectacular, cabbage? WOULDN'T IT? You are not talking to me. Speak. I want you to speak. Please? You know, my psychiatrist said this diary would help me but you have not spoken to me at all. I do not know how you will help me much if you do not talk to me. This is riddy-kooless. Please answer me. Do you not like me?! I like you, even though I have never really talked to you before. Well actually, I have, you just do not respond to me. I do not know why. Do you know why? See there you go again. You do not answer me.

Speak. I want you to speak. Please? You know, my psychiatrist said this diary would help me but you have not spoken to me at all. I do not know how you will help me much if you do not talk to me. This is riddy-kooless. Please answer me. Something is telling me I said something like this already. Nah, that couldn't be.

LATTER...

I just found out at my psychiatrist meeting today that you are not supposed to talk to me. I didn't know that. I thought you would respond to me but you are just paper and plastic and little round thingies that help turn the pages. I am sorry for being so rude to yoo. Are you mad at me? Hello? Speak. I want you to speak. Please? You know, my psychiatrist said this diary would help me but you have not spoken to me at all. I do not know how you will help me much if you do not talk to me. This is riddy-kooless. Please answer me. Something is telling me I said something like this already. Nah, that couldn't be.

DARIEN xoxoxoxoxo




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04-29-2007 Alma H.    

And he speaks to inanimate objects. He repeats himself too...that's a stray jacket sign. He is so stupid and idiotic. Like I said before, I think he gets stupider every day. Talk to you later.
~Alma H.
P.S. I like the way he spells 'July'. Very classy.


03-23-2006 Leigh G.    

lol! As hilarious as ever... Where do you get all these ideas for him to sound so stupid? He's also repeating himself... And still asks why an inanimate objects isn't talking to him after he was told it shouldn't... lol! Great work! I never liked him, even though I never really found him to be this stupid! Keep writing!


08-08-2005 Sarah B.    

LOL. This is good. I like how he goes to his psychiatrist and he says his diary is not supposed to talk to him, then he write is his diary about it and then once again asks him a question and gets all mad again that his diary isn't supposed to talk to him. He is so idiotic! OMG!! you rule!!


07-29-2005 Sam Hackel-Butt    

LOL! It was super funny when he repeated himself. I wonder what would happen if Cabbage did respond? Who he call Darien an idiot, the title he deserves? Keep it up! And I still think this would make a great comic! Is it ok if I make a few sketched about the diaries? I'll post 'em on PnP if they're any good, heh!


07-23-2005 Caitlin M.    

Hahaha wow expecting us to answer him?!?!?! That's great!


07-20-2005 Debra Rose    

omg....he's like a frickin broken record! I'm just waiting for the cabbage to start talking to him!

Maybe Fiore needs to poke him with that horn of his...LOL


07-16-2005 Andrew Findlay    

Wow, darien really seems to be deteriorating fast. I'm not sure even a psychiatrast will be enough to help him. Maybe shock therapy with very high voltage?


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