Posted about 8-15-2005. This is my Ode to Jerry Springer, written about five months or maybe six ago, when I was working a night shift and only Jerry Springer was on during the day. So it's a mix between "Ode to Springer" and "Ode to my ADDICTION to Springer" ^.^ I was really bored.


What started as the largest fight
Turned in to two men kissing,
And that women in the very back row,
I think her teeth are missing.
And another one jumps on her chair,
And flashes national TV,
But wait, on the stage, over there,
I can't believe what I see!
Billy Bob and his daughter Sue
Are confronting Billy's wife,
Could it be what I hear is true?
Sue is marrying Billy tonight!
And in the distance, a sound I hear
Of a cow to mock a guest,
She's running in her birthday suit,
Shaking a sagging chest.
And some old woman in the crowd,
Has joined the younger ones,
Standing up she cries so loud,
And shows that she's still "got some".
And there's some boy, he's all in pink,
Dressed in little lingerie,
He's talking about his boyfriend, Fink,
How he's leaving him today.
And millions of viewers across the globe,
Watch this everyday.
It's kind of contagious, if you must know,
In a plague like sort of way.