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Dubbing Sailor Stars: Part One---The Themesong
A/N: As you may or may not know, Sailor StarS, the fifth and final SM anime season, hasn't been dubbed into English and probably never will be. But what would happen if *cough*DiC*cough* did decide to dub Sailor StarS into English? What changes would they have made? This is NOT for fans of the DiC dub (that is, you like it better than the Japanese version). Thanks. Enjoy!
*The Themesong*
DiC DIRECTOR: Okay, everyone, get the theme song rolling!
SINGER: Makenai! A---
DIRECTOR: CUT! What is that song?
SINGER: It's the Sailor Moon StarS themesong!
DIRECTOR: No it isn't! *hands her song script* THAT'S tue theme song.
SINGER: *sighs* Hai...I mean, YES! (sings English theme song)
ETERNAL SAILOR MOON (ESM): Don't ya think that song is kind of old, Director-sama?
DIRECTOR: Never. It will NEVER get old!!!! Bwawhahahhahha
MERCURY: Um...*clears throat* The song isn't really accurate...
DIRECTOR: What?
MERCURY: Sailor Moon fights evil all the time, not just in...what did it say? The moonlight? And she will run away from a fight...
ESM: Hey!
MERCURY: And when the part comes in which all of our names are shouted, the outer senshi and the starlights are discluded!
*URANUS walks over*
URANUS: I know! Baka!...*walks off*
*The Starlights come over*
FIGHTER: What are you going to do about us?
MAKER: We're a big part in the show...
HEALER: And we have to pretend to be guys and transform into girls!
DIRECTOR: Oh, we're cutting you out completely.
ALL THE STARLIGHTS: What?!
ESM: You can't do that!
DIRECTOR: But...the little kiddies...
JUPITER: The LITTLE KIDDIES?! Is that what this is about? This show is supposed to be for all ages!
DIRECTOR: *scratches head* Adults watch Japanese anime?
MARS: *starts getting red in the face* YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS SHOW!
ESM: I still cringe when in Sailor Moon S dub I had to shout, "You evil sow!"
VENUS: ^ ^;; Yeah that was bad...
JUPITER: Face it. Our dubbed version stinks...
NEPTUNE: Yeah, but the LITTLE KIDDIES seem to like it.
DIRECTOR: Of course! That's what it's all about!
ALL: We are not a kiddie show!
DIRECTOR: Well, now you are, because I have complete control over what you say...along with Lisa Lumby Richards!
LUMBY: Hehehehe
VENUS: *gasp*
PLUTO: You're the culprit?
SATURN: You gave us all the really bad lines?
LUMBY: Most of the time, yes. If you look closely you'll see my name in the ending credits.
*DARIEN walks over*
DARIEN: Ready to go, Lisa?
LUMBY: In a minute, Darien. *Flutters eyelashes*
ESM: Tell me you two are NOT going out.
DARIEN: She is my new girlfriend! She is the one who gave me all my wonderful lines like, "Now Sailor...I said NOW Sailor Moon!" and "I don't think so UH!"
LUMBY: I'm so proud of him!
DARIEN: We're going to the market.
LUMBY: Cabbage is on sale!
*DARIEN and LUMBY walk off*
ESM: Could things get any worse?
*CHIBI-USA...I mean...RINI walks over*
C. MOON: Now they can!!! Here I am, annoyance at your service!
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
To be continued...
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Will the senshi escape the evil wrath of Chibiusa...I mean...RINI? Will they be able to make the Sailor StarS dub actually GOOD? Find out next time. Let me know if you want me to continue this, everyone! BTW, Lisa Lumby Richards was a writer for the english dub script. NO OFFENSE TO HER OR ANYONE. THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
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