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Fruit of the Loom(they're a little tight)
by Anthony Lane Stahlhut (Age: 47)
copyright 08-03-2005


Age Rating: 7 to 127

  Fruit of the Loom(they're a little tight)
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She is turned on by the tighty whitey,
and that is really quite alrighty.
the fruit of the loom,
makes her heart zoom.
now she's got knots all in her nighty.

Its all Davids fault I must do this
Its like a drug I need to exist
I'm forced to write
a poor poets plight
no matter how much sleep I must miss!

I'm under the limericks control
only way out is a six foot hole.
as Jean has predicted
I am truly addicted
and its beginning to take its tole.

Jim I need some of your consultation
to release me from this aggravation.
Or then maybe instead,
you could operate on my head
so I could again get some salvation!

Maybe get help from Debra Rose,
She is nice and I know she knows.
What its all about
she was able to get out,
of this way of life that I've choose.


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01-11-2006 Richard Reed Jr    

These are beginning to crack me up. I'm becoming addicted to reading them. Perhaps you have inspired me to try my hand.

LOL ^.^

Rich
08-27-2005 Andrew Findlay    

These were fun to read. Thanks. You certainly have mastered the art of the limerick.
08-11-2005 Kat Voletto    

That was really cute. Found a couple of errors, but they might have been intentional. These name pieces are always very cute. Keep on writing!
08-04-2005 SamiJo Mcquiston    

Oh, god. I think I may die laughing. I literally almost fell out of my chair reading this. It's been a underware conspiracy today, and now you have a poem, you co-conspiritor. Keep up the good work.

SamiJo
08-03-2005 David Pekrul    

You're dangerous with a pen. I'm glad I was able to get you wound up. Now, take a deep breath and try to relax.
08-03-2005 Debra Rose    

Okay...Anthony....repeat after me...

..."I will not stop writing limericks...."


oh...oops. You wanna get UNaddicted to them? Hehehehe, I knew that ^_^ LOL

I love reading you're writing. The title was what pulled me in. What can I say? It made me laugh.
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