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~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
SPECIAL ENTRY #10!-Message from Serena
by Jenna T. (Age: 15)
copyright 08-04-2005


Age Rating: 10 to 127

 
August 4, 2005

Hello...er...cabbage. Is that what that idiot-of-a-future-husband of mine calls you? Hmm...

My name is Serena Tsukino. Darien has obviously mentioned me frequently in this pink-rose-covered diary of his...In case you're as stupid as he is, I am, unfortunately, his future wife.

I'd just like to clarify a few things. For one, Rini and I loathed the cabbage clothes Darien made us for our birthday. Yes, our birthday. We share it along with Chibi Chibi but lucky for her she wasn't present. Anyway, according to one of his entries he apparently thinks we adored them. Um, NO. Half of what he writes is not true and/or makes no sense whatsoever.

Another pointer...Cabbage does NOT and I repeat NOT help us destroy monsters. Not one little bit. Wow...*looks at a few entries*...He really thinks highly of himself, doesn't he? Darien thinks the cabbage helps destroy the monsters, but take it from me, leader of the scouts. It doesn't. His original weapon, a rose, didn't help either. A cabbage is just pathetic. In the last battle even Neptune and Mercury, the quietest of the bunch, were yelling and that's just freaky.

I hope Darien does move in with Fiore. The less we all see of him, the better.

And you know what I was doing during his birthday party? Hanging with all my friends at the Crown, that's what. Andrew works at the arcade; he was invited too but didn't go either. We totally blew him off. We were proud of it, too. According to his most recent entry he thought we were busy. Ha! And look at this..."R.S.V.PEE"?! What the heck?! That's gross!

You get the point by now, right? The only reason there are no spelling errors here is because Amy is also with me helping me out. For the record, Darien doesn't even know Amy and I are sitting here writing this and he is in the same room. Isn't that sad? Wait, don't answer that.

Sincerely,
Serena (with the help of Amy Anderson)




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03-24-2006 Leigh G.    

lol! Pink, huh? I'm more of a red person myself, but I thought that was hilarious! As funny and great as ever! I like hoe you mentioned that Ami was checking Serena's spelling. :) lol, I like the reference to the cabbage clothes. Great use of HTML! ;)

May the divine darkness be with you,
Leigh of the Commenting Crusaders


08-25-2005 Sam Hackel-Butt    

HA! His diary is pink! That's so cute! I feel bad for Serena, having to marry him in the future, but maybe by then they would have invented the Get Smart Pill.


08-05-2005 Andrew Findlay    

I was laughing so hard all the way through this, I nearly passed out. Darien would be so stupid not to realize they were writing this right in front of him.
This is great, and gives the reader a fresh perspective on what is going on in Darien's life. Maybe an entry by a negaverse monster describing his point of view on the whole situation would be cool. Just an idea...


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