The Hardest Sailor Moon Survey Ever!
by
Andrew Findlay
(Age: 37)
copyright 08-13-2005
Age Rating: 10 to 127
Picture Credits: http://www.three-lights.net
Above is a picture of Hama Chisaki! She plays Mizuno Ami in the Live action Sailor Moon.
This survey is especially for Katharyn Voletto who felt my last survey was too easy and for Jenna T., who so far is the only one to answer all of my surveys.
These questions are only hard if you leave logical reasons for your answers. Good luck, and have fun!
1.If Serena were a soup, what kind of soup would she be?
2.If you had to erase one of the inner Scouts from history, then which Scout would it be, and why?(You can't choose Rini)
3.If Artemis ate two pounds of dried rice and then drank four gallons of warm water, then which Scout would most likely bite off his nose?
4.In the Live Action sailor Moon(PGSM), which of the Shittenou would be most likely to become a zombie and eat Queen Beryl's brain? What extra spices might he use to enhance the flavor?
5.Serena is to cabbage as Amy is to___________.(Fill in the blank).
6.Who is my favorite Scout?
7.If you had to write a really hard question for a Sailor Moon Survey(not a quiz), then what would that question be?
8.Here's a super hard scenario that needs solving: There's a knock at your door. You open the door and see it is Sailor Mercury(Live Action version). She is selling Sailor Scout cookies. The problem is, the cookies cost $10000 a box! She looks at you, hopeful that you will buy a box of her cookies. You don't have nearly enough money to buy a box from her. Just then, four zombies burst through your living room window and slowly come toward you-and they look very hungry! Then, just as you notice Artemis exploded across the street(after eating 2 pounds of dried rice and 4 gallons of warm water), your phone starts to ring. You just know that it is a call to tell you that you've just won a million dollars-but only if you answer it. Just to make matters worse, you suddenly realize that you're wearing a 'Card Captors' T-shirt. Mercury looks at your T-shirt and seems somewhat offended. What are you going to do to ensure the best possible outcome of this scenario? Keep in mind everything that's going on!!!
9.Cabbage is on sale at the mall(Buy 2, get 1 free). How could you take advantage of the situation?
10.Hama Chisaki moves into the house next door to you. You MUST get her autograph! She has several guards with her and attack dogs in the yard. Also, she put up a sign making it clear that trespassers would most likely be either eaten by the dogs or shot by the guards(then eaten by the dogs). What would you do to get her autograph?(you know you want it!)
I hope you had fun answering these questions. If you have any ideas for future surveys, let me know...these things are becoming harder and harder to write.
*Hi, the idea for Artemis eating dried rice and drinking warm water was Kathryn Voletto's idea originally. She wrote it in response to one of my questions where I asked something like, 'Artemis explodes suddenly during a meeting. What could the cause have been?' Her response was, 'he ate two pounds of dried rice and drank four gallons of warm water.' It was an incredibly funny and original response.
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Um, this is a pretty random survey, and i know I'm gonna look like a dork for taking it as i kno almost nothing about Sailor moon except that she sounds really annoying (no offense). but I'm pretty bored, so I'll give it a shot.
1. Meatball soup. (because her nickname is meatball head)
2. Sailor venus because she's like sailor moons clone only a bit more mature.
3. Sailor moon. because she's always halucinating about food and if her cat eats so much rice and water, he'll probably look like a pork bun.
4. no clue
5. blueberries
6. Mercury (i cheated off the other 2 people)
7. If all the sailors teleportated to different planets, but instead of landing on their own planets, they landed on another sailors planet, how would they know which planet they were on?
8. Direct the zombies toward the giant pork bun exploding across the street; ask to be excused politely to answer the phone, then after you win a million dollars, buy 999 boxes of cookies and one sailor moon t-shirt. (duh)
9. Take 2 friends along shopping.
10. Ask a friend you don't really like (who is Hama Chisako by the way?)
*sighs* Oh, okay, fi you insist... I've had a long day at school but I will do this anyway... gosh, so damanding...
1. Rock Soup. Cut an elephant into bite sized pieces, wrap rocks in them, throw them into a pot of hot water. And a loon (type of bird) with a brick in it. The soup is done when the brick is tender... then eat the rocks.
2. I agree with Jenna. Sailor Venus could go.
3. Rei. She has a mighty temper on her... who knows what would happen when she got so mad at him for interupting her mantra that she blacks out?
4. Kunzite. He didn't like her at all, and when he would do that scream thing he looked kinda like the raging undead. Either him or Nephrite, who was so obscessed even in death he would be after her.
5. Bad cookies. Usagi and cabbage are Mamoru's vices, bad cookies and Ami are Neprite's.
6. Sailor Mercury. Duh. >.<
7. You are told that your soul will be eaten if you don't kill all but two senshi. Which two do you spare?
8. Tuck and roll past the zombies, answer the phone, babble at them my bank account number, run to the dining room, grab a knife, rip off my shirt, run back into the living room, behead the zombies, write a check out to Mercury, take the cookies, have her sign the remnants of my clothes (and the cookie box), close the door, die.
9. Tie Mamo-chan to a chair in front of the fountain, turn off the water, pile all of the cabbage onto it, clear the mall of people, light the whole pile on fire right before his eyes.
10. Using a very stong throwing knife, I was connect the top floor of our houses with a thick bit of rope. Then loop it through a pulley on my side, securing it the the wall. In the middle of the night, I would climb acorss and attach her end to a pulley on her side, attaching the rope right above her bedroom window. Then some day while she is in her room, attach a basket to the rope, use the pulley system to send it across with a big picture of her in her Mercury costume in it with a pen. In the basket would be a very kind and beautifully written letter apologizing for my actions and telling her what I devoted fan I am, anf that I will take the system down and leave her along forever if I can get the pciture signed and returned.
Thanks for giving me credit. Now I'm going to sleep. Oyasumi. z.z
Oooh a hard survey...*sobs* I'm scared! I don't know if I can complete it!! AAAH! Oh well here goes nothing...BTW nice pic of Ami chan!!!
1. Hmm...Venus de Milo soup (i think i spelled that wrong 0_o) because it basically describes Usagi. The soup has a bunch of random ingredients and you never know what to expect when you take a spoonful and put it in your mouth. Usagi can be very unpredictable just like the soup I chose...
2. Sailor Venus. God, she annoys me sometimes; both in PGSM and SM. In PGSM she was so rotten all the time (of course, I was crying when she died though. Typical Jenna-move), and in the anime she was boy crazy and it was sickening a lot of the time. I really think if she was erased from history the team would be less...annoying. LOL!
3. Makoto. Because she was probably going to use that rice and water to make something to eat :)
4. Probably Nephrite because he is so weird...He acts so random. Like remember when he was working with Motoki-kun and Motoki kept calling him different names and Nephrite got all freaked out? That was weird. Okay back to the question (0_o sorry)...He would probably add...hmm...pepper! Yay! srry lol
5. Serena is to cabbage as Amy is to not studying. This is so because Serena gets freaked out when she's around cabbage, and Amy gets freaked out when she's not studying.
6. SAILOR MERCURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAH!!!!! I will shoot myself if I got this question wrong...
7. It would be: "How many licks would it take Serena to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
8. Okay, what I would do is I would answer the phone first. Once I get my money I buy a couple of boxes with my million dollars and share with the zombies. I take Artemis to a nearby hospital while the zombies are occupied. Then I make sure Sailor Mercury sees me tear the Card Captors T-shirt to shreds and throw it in my living room fireplace. I hate Card Captors, btw. lol then I use the rest of my money to repair the living room window!
9. I'd go and tell Darien; I'm sure he'd be very happy.
10. Oh gosh...I'd give anything for Hama Chisaki's autograph!!!! Um...Well, I'd charm the guards with my beauty and kindness (yeah, right lol) and then I'd give the cute little doggies some kibble. Then she'd be so impressed that I got past her guards and dogs she would happily give me her autograph!
Wow, those questions hurt my brain. And I'm sure I gave really bad answers too...I did what I could. This was fun though! Thanks for making it!
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