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~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
Entry # 12---EMERGENCY ENTRY!!!!!!!!!
by Jenna T. (Age: 15)
copyright 08-23-2005


Age Rating: 10 to 127

 
A/N: I got the pic from Yahoo! Images. If you have never seen "Bewitched" or "I Dream of Jeannie" you won't get the joke at the end...Enjoy!
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Augustus 23, 2000005!!!!!

CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~^_^

You won't believe this when I tell you...you really won't...you won't believe it. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! Even though you cannot answer me, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! Here is the story...

I went to the market today because cabbage was on sale. And then...Next to the regular green cabbage...was this thing called red cabbage! I was so confuzzled! So I went and asked a clerk that was there what it was, and she at first gave me this strange look (I don't know why she thought that the fact of me wearing pink clothes with bunnies and pink ponies on them is strange...people these days!) and then said they are like regular cabbages except they're red. Then I said, "But they look purple to me!" and she just walked away. hmmm...Anywayzzz, here is a picture that I took with my digital camera of the red cabbage:



Doesn't it look purple?!?!??! I got so freaked out that I ran out of the market after taking the picture, and I ended up with no cabbage. And I was going to get some extra for Fiore too! Oh wells.

Speaking of Fiore, I should be moving in soon. We are building a tiny pad for me to stay in right in his backyard! His house is too small for both of us, I guess. Serena is excited for me! She says, "Get out as quickly as you can!". Isn't that so sweet of her?

The clouds aren't crying today. I went to visit Amy for no apparent reason, and Raye, Mina, and Lita just happened to be there as well. I asked if I could hang with them. They took a look at my gorgeous pink outfit and kicked me out. Wonder why? Fiore liked it...hmmm...

Oh, lookie! It is already 7:30! Time to watch 'Bewitched'. Gosh, Samantha is one heck of a genie, don't you think? Oh, and "I Dream of Jeannie" is on right afterwards! That show is cool, it's about a witch named Jeannie!

wuv,
Darien xoxoxoxo

P.S.: Smile, Smile, SMILE, makes the world worthWHILE, WHILE, WHILE!




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03-24-2006 Leigh G.    

lol! Sounds like my pajamas when I was six! lol, I like The cabbage color confusion bit... Eh, I'm running out of different ways to say that I was laughing my head off... It was as hilarious as ever! lol, I like Sam's church idea... That could make an interesting chapter! Keep up the hilarious work!

May the divine darkness be with you,
Leigh of the Commenting Crusaders


08-28-2005 Sam Hackel-Butt    

lol!! Darien must look so cute in that outfit! Oh! I also saw this quote and I immediately thought of you and Darien! It's just a play of words, but it has the word cabbage in it!
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray." Imagine if Darien thought that it were a real church? lol.


08-24-2005 Andrew Findlay    

I could so picture Darien wearing that outfit! I was laughing all the way through this one! I like that smile smile smile song he does at the end. Usually when I picture darien as I'm reading these entries, I actually picture him with a constant, stupid looking, smile on his face. This guy would probably smile if he got run over by a cabbage truck! Another great entry!


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