OJ Simpson (Limericks)
by
Anthony Lane Stahlhut
(Age: 47)
copyright 09-03-2005
Age Rating: 16 to 127
Picture Credits: Forgot the link
Then there was that guy OJ.
They say that he got away,
prosecution's case not snug,
defense pointed to drug,
So Orenthal still plays golf everyday!
He retired, but was still running,
his defense was very cunning.
Used the football love,
couldn't wear the glove
and the jury's decision was stunning!
He lived with a man named Kato,
and it wasn't for drugs if you say so.
Ron slept with his wife,
so they both lost their life.
Set free by the jury and Ito!
Now for this I am through,
I did these all for Andrew.
Andrew did say,
write some for OJ
so I did what you asked me to do!
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I learned more about the OJ case reading you poem than I did through the whole trial. This is really good, and in my humble opinion, I could be wrong, but I really think you screwed up the flow on purpose just to make a point, right? I just have one question though. Why did he run in that white bronco, send the cops on that high speed chase, and acted guilty, if he wasn't, tell me if you know. That has bothered me a little I guess, if I ever stopped to take the time to think about it, which I haven't really, I must confess. Not till now, anyhow. Chow. See what you make me do
Hi Anthony. These OJ limericks were pretty good. The last one, though it mentions me, seems a little off rhythm. But since it mentions me, I guess I can forgive you. Anyway, you are very good at writing limericks, and I don't know if you noticed the limerick contest I started. It might be a bit of a challenge, but I think you can do it. Thanks again...you're one of my favorite poets here at PnP. Also, forgive my made up word in the following limerick, I was tired and couldn't think of anything...Dr. Suess made up words all the time!!!
DEFINITION:Paff;verb-1.to think of something in a different way 2.to think of something in a way that is the same, yet slightly different that usual 3.NOUN;a type of zombie that likes eating coconuts(The paff ate the coconut as the people ran away from it.)
I think this piece is written cunningly. I like the way you played with the words, defense, could be taken either way, defense in football and the defense in his case. The flow is interrupted at the last stanza. I think you could work on it so the flow can continue.
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