Andrew, Zombies don't do contests.
they spend their time wandering around.
Dragging their foot like the government,
making this terrible sound!

They smell of rotten formaldehyde,
with pieces falling off of their wraps.
Coming at you from out of their coffins,
emerging from beneath their straps.

Even Sailor Mercury will avoid them,
unless she is called out to fight.
She would rather stay home and watch a movie,
than go outside late at night.

They are members of the walking dead,
like children on their first days of school.
Lurking in, all the dark places,
you will be running to mom like a fool.

Halloween is coming and I'm sure we will see,
Zombies, coming out in full sight!
They'll be here and there, giving a scare,
The children will run in fright!

Keep asking for more, you know what's in store,
You'll be inundated, Andrew.
Zombies, that are here and Zombies there,
think what you're getting us into!