~*DARIEN'S DIARY: DAYS IN THE LIFE OF AN IDIOT*~
Entry #13
by
Jenna T.
(Age: 15)
copyright 09-25-2005
Age Rating: 10 to 127
A/N: SOOOO sorry I haven't written in over a month...School and dance have kept me busy and I have had a brain-fart for Darien's Diary! Thanks to my great friend Dania I got an idea ^__^ lylas Dania! Enjoy everyone!!!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Phantom of the Opera movie or its really weird scenes that I like to joke about with Dania.
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Swamptember 25, 2005
CABBAGE! I am so sorry I have not talked to you in ageeess! I moved in to Fiore's dog house in his backyard. It is very roomy and I love it! There is about a quarter of an inch of room for guests and it is lovely. Stop by some time!
Right now I am sitting outside my lovely little pink house to get some fresh air. Luckily the clouds are not crying today, but the sun is not out either. I tried looking for it under a rock and in my house and all over town but I could not find the Sun. Maybe he is on vacation...but that means the moon would take over right? Oh wells.
My Goodliness! I saw "The Phantom of the Opera" movie the other day!!!!!!! Cabbage, it was so sad!!!! It was happy!!! It was...was...CABBAGE! Here is a list of things which includee my opinions...
1. Christine's dress was absolutely FABULOUS-O! I really wanted to wear all of the things she had...Maybe if I buy her some cabbage she'll let me borrow her wardrobe for a day or three thousand?
2.Oh Ral (or however you spell it...you know, Christine's hubby-to-be!!!)! I am so upset that you were not able to finish your solo before the Phantom put a rope around your neck! And when you sang "OF COURSE NOT!" about six times, I knew you were the one I admired mostlee in this movie!
3. I also loved the part when the Phantom was leading Christine through a dark tunnel to his lovely little place. He looked back at her about 15 times to make sure she was still there even though he was holding her hand and could FEEL her there! Now, isn't that considerate of him?
4. The thing that really bugged me was that there were no cabbages in the entire movie. I mean, what's a movie without CABBAGES?!!??!?! My Goodliness!
Anywayz it was a good movie.
I am learning AIM language because I got a screen name for AIM on my computer!!! Now I can talk to all my friends! I have a total of 2 buddies on my buddy list. One is Fiore and the other is a cabbage that I met at the market. I'll teach you some AIM language!
LOL=Little Old Lady
LMBO=Little Middle-aged Baby Owl
OMG=Ouch, My Guinea pig!
BRB=Bumblebees with Rubber Braces
ROFL=Red Octopuses Fear Lice
I am learning...I just showed Amy all of what I learned (she is a computer expert) and she passed out right in front of me. I guess I was so good that I amazed her! *blush* Well, I suppose I am smart...
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lol! I loved the last line! It was so unfitting...I cracked up... The original ROFL is what I feel like doing after reading some of these! And I laugh as Darien's name is dragged through the mud... Keep up the great work! I love how oblivious and stupid he is. ^-^ I knew it was going to be a dog house...
May the divine darkness be with you,
Leigh of the Commenting Crusaders
I knew he was going to move into his doghouse! I liked near the end where he mixes up the acronyms, areally funny. Unfortunately, I didn't understand most of the stuff about phantom of the opera, because I have never seen the movie. Oh well...
I am very curious to see how this diary will end. I think you said it would be about twenty entries when you were done.
Welcome !
