Save The World?
by
Anthony Lane Stahlhut
(Age: 48)
copyright 10-23-2005
Age Rating: 16 to 127
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I was working on a case one night and had a great Idea for saving the world. I thought about how all these great "Rulers" are always saying attack while they sit back and read books with children. I thought about how the "Great" commanders wave their riding whips and say, "Charge!" While they polish their pearl handled revolvers in the comfort of a camp David!(so to speak).
So I was working on that case and it occured to me that it's all us hard working stiffs that are paying for that polish that these assholes are using and I want my money back!
oops, sorry...as I was saying. I was working on that case and I thought if we did away with clothing! Then these little peckers wouldn't be so quick to jump up and scream attack. I mean if you think about it...and I did..twice at least! They couldn't hide anything from you and so they would be more honest about it! There wouldn't be this big need to have some stars name on your shorts because you wouldn't have any clothes! Yea and those kids that Kathy Lee is using to make her clothes wouldn't be sweating in those sweat shops! If we didn't have to buy clothes then we would save enough to pay this months trailer rent!
OK back to the case, oops I mean the way to fix this world. So you see we all would be naked. We all would have nothing to hide and then , did I say we were naked. OK so we would have these "Rulers " and they would be naked, too! Think about it, Osamma naked....no don't do that, but you get what I'm saying.
I mean if Osamma was naked who would take him serious!
I don't even need to mention the Busch boys and I don't drink it myself. So if we were all naked then those little pricks wouldn't get as much as a following. Everybody could see they were little pricks and would just laugh at them.
Meanwhile back to what's left of that case, So if we were all naked then you wouldn't need so much beer to get girls...beer, where is that case?
Back to what seems to be the end of my case, Everybody's naked and nobody would want to fight with anybody cause we would all be naked. Who wants to fight when everybody is naked? Did I say we would be naked....so that just about finishes off the case.....I'll pick up the cans tomorrow! So This is my Idea to make the world a better place....OH I was supposed to be saving the world. Well...a lot more people would want to save it if we were all naked! What do you think?
Yours truly,
Little Richard
(This is a humorous attempt at a contest entry. All the names were made up to protect the ...whoever!)
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I gave you four points for this, because even though it was meant kind of as a joke, some valid points were indeed raised. It is, in fact, very difficult to go to war or to commit crimes if you are naked. I think the world needs to be more accepting of nudity. It is a natural thing to be nude, but we are taught that nudity is something to be ashamed of and that the human body is in some way vulgar.(For you religious people out there, this implies that God is vulgar and is sopmething to be ashamed of, because, after all, didn't he make us in HIS image?)
Of course, clothing was originally 'invented' as protection from the elements, but it has now evolved into something more...a poor statement on the mentality of society, and designer prisons.
In some countries, women are really prisoners of clothing, because they are required to be covered up at all times, from head to toe, when they go out in public. Also, to be accepted in many aspects of society, one must dress a certain way, or risk being ridiculed.Personally, I dress usually in drab, dark colors, and I never wear any of that designer crap that they sell as status symbols. You know, sometimes I actually feel ashamed to say that I actually belong to a society where kids kill other kids just to get their shoes.
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