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A/N: This, I am sorry to say, is the final installment of Darien's Diary: Days in the Life of an Idiot. Not only have I been piled up with homework and not able to update frequently, but I also think that 20 entries would be just too much. Plus, Darien's attention span is the length of a pea, so he probably would, in reality, get sick and tired of writing in his diary all the time. Thanks to my few readers who stuck with Darien's crazy ways up to this point; I'm glad you guys enjoyed the story.
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Dearest Cabbage
How are you, cabbage??? I am terribly sorry that I have not talked to you in a while (even though it would not matter becuz you do not talk to me anyways), but betweenz school (i got a 3 percent on my math test! Are you not proud?) and playing outside with Fiore and also fighting evilness, I have been quite tied up.
I just came back from my psychiatrist appointment. I let him look at my diary. He said "Darien, this journal has not helped you like I thought it would". I do not know what he means by that, but anywayz he said I could stop writing in you if I wanted to. BUT I SHALL NOT!!!!! I love you cabbage (but not as much as Fiore and shiny objects) and if I stopped writing in you I would be neglectizing you! That is not right, not right at all! So I shall keep writing as long as I live and I will never...OOH A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!
Right now I am sitting on the grass in a lovely little park. Serena said there was a monster coming this way and that I should be here to fight it. I do not know what she is talking about. The only thing that is here is a big slimy thing with red eyes who has a shirt on that says "I AM A MONSTER". Serena must be losing her mind...Now the green person is coming closer and closer....he is looking at you, cabbage...I think he wants to grab you. But i won't let him take u because you are mine. He is coming closer...and closer...trying to grab you while i write this. And now he issddtahrnyak4j5metyis5j
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