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Ten Things Passengers Should Never Overhear Their Airline Pilot Saying
by David Pekrul
copyright 12-30-2005


Age Rating: 10 to 127

 
10 – “They say a morning beer helps a hangover; they’re right, I feel much better
now.”

09 – “I wonder why that light is flashing on the fuel gauge?”

08 – “Mayday!”–“Mayday!”

07 – “Now where did I put that flight map?”

06 –“I’m so tired, I nodded off during the flight briefing.”

05 – “OH – MY – GOD!!!”

04 - “You sexy little Flight Attendant – Who’s your Captain? Who’s your
Captain?”

03 – “I can never remember – Are the wheels down when the lever is in the ‘up
position’ or the ‘down position’?”

02 – “Flight School was too hard so I just copied the answers off the guy next to
me.”

And the number one thing passengers should never overhear their airline pilot saying is:

01 – “My wife left me and I just want to die.”


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03-14-2006 Debra Rose    

“You sexy little Flight Attendant – Who’s your Captain? Who’s your
Captain?”

XD LOL! I think if I ever heard that, I might just sit there traumatized. That would be toooo funny

And to think, I'm gonna be flying in about 22 days ^.^ Some of these I hope I'll hear, other's I don't ^.^ LOL! Great job!
03-14-2006 Daniel R Patton    

I'll never FLY AGAIN!!! this is good stuff.
02-05-2006 Haley R.    

Oh! Hilarious!!!! HEHEHHEHHEHEH EHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! !! AHAH AHAhAHA AHAHAH!!!!!!! Very funny! Great job!
01-11-2006 Jane L.    

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
01-08-2006 Gregory Christiano    

Very humorous, David. Great list - had a good laugh too!
01-03-2006 James Shammas    

This if funnier than a Letterman top-ten list; a nice change too.

Jim
12-31-2005 Paula T.    

Even as my competition, I found this hilarious!
This is just so funny, it put me in a good mood.
2 mores things u should never hear an airplane pilot say is 'One of these days they're not going to scream, and we're gonna crash' and 'When will they figure out I'm blind?'
Lol, these are hilarious and a great read.
12-31-2005 Brian Dickenson    

This would be a good thing to hand out to passengers as they are boarding, it might make for a quiet flight.
I remember an ocasion years ago. We had flown between islands on one of those island hoppers in the Caribbean.
I mentioned to the pilot after we had landed that is sounded as if a wheel bearing was breaking down.
He just smiled and said, yes we know.
Thanks for the memory David, you started my day with a smile.
Luckily I was continuing my journey on a 747.
Brian.
12-30-2005 Euna P.    

O.O
I NEVER want to hear my pilot say 'I just want to die'!! We'd all die with him!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD This is great! Thanks for entering this in my contest!
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