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10 Things Not To Say To A Traffic Cop When You're Pulled Over
by Anthony Lane Stahlhut (Age: 47)
copyright 01-03-2006
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Age Rating: 10 to 127

10: Your cute!

9: A ticket, no I don't want to go to the policeman's ball!

8: Insurance...I've got Blue Shield

7: What kind of gun do you have?

6: Can I help you?

5: My license? Isn't it on the back bumper?

4: You wanna race?

3: I'll have a Big Mac Please!

2: Pull my finger!

and last but not least

1: Could you grab me a beer out of the cooler in the back seat?

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09-10-2007 Haley S.

hey paw paw i still get on I'm about to go on all poetry oh yeah loved the last

05-05-2006 Jessica L.

JK!

04-14-2006 Jessica L.

Funny :).... you forgot...
"Hello Miss do you smoke?"

(cop being a guy)

:)

04-10-2006 Elisabeth H.

Anthony, now you are a comedian!! You are an awesome writer who can really put his own thoughts into his writing. Let me ask you this: have you ever said one of these comments to a police officer? I hope not! Doesn't everyone at least once in their lifetime have a bad experience with a cop?

02-14-2006 Emily Garwood

very nice lol funnily enough i can imagine my sister saying some of those things when she's older....¬¬ lol thanks for the laugh!!!

Emy

01-20-2006 Paula T.

BEST MAN? BEST MAN?
Excusa moi, but I am a woman(girl), and I'm in this contest, too!
LOL, away from that.....
Anthony, dude, u have a bunch of grammatical errors.
First of all, first thing I noticed: Your should be you're.
Periods, commas and question marks should be properly placed!
Nah, just kidding.
But seriously, as soon as the contest's over there's (minor) editing to be done.
xP

01-11-2006 Jane L.

LOL!!!! LOL!!!

01-09-2006 Sammy A.

The thing that came to my mind when I first read this is "Welcome to A. Lane Stahlhut's Driver's school!" :p

01-06-2006 Deborah Thomas

Pull my finger? o..k..
silly silly boy!
good luck with the contest.
Debbie

01-04-2006 David Pekrul

Engarde, my friend. It looks like another contest, where the best man wins. This is really cute, but I don't think I'd ever get a chance to use any of these lines, as I never get stopped for speeding! (Yeah, Right!)

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10 Things Not To Say To A Traffic Cop When You're Pulled Over by Anthony Lane Stahlhut (Age: 47) copyright 01-03-2006 Contest Winner Age Rating: 10 to 127

10 Things Not To Say To A Traffic Cop When You're Pulled Over
by Anthony Lane Stahlhut (Age: 47)
copyright 01-03-2006
Contest Winner

Age Rating: 10 to 127