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10 Things Not To Say To A Traffic Cop When You're Pulled Over

by Anthony Lane Stahlhut (Age: 52)
copyright 01-03-2006
Contest Winner


Age Rating: 10 +

10: Your cute!

9: A ticket, no I don't want to go to the policeman's ball!

8: Insurance...I've got Blue Shield

7: What kind of gun do you have?

6: Can I help you?

5: My license? Isn't it on the back bumper?

4: You wanna race?

3: I'll have a Big Mac Please!

2: Pull my finger!

and last but not least

1: Could you grab me a beer out of the cooler in the back seat?





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        02-12-2009     Martha Rosanbalm        

This is too funny. Gee I wish those statements would work for me. I seem to be the worlds worse at getting pulled over. I must say I have gotten a break more than once though. This piece brought laughter to my day, thanks.

        09-10-2007     Haley S.        

hey paw paw i still get on I'm about to go on all poetry oh yeah loved the last

        05-05-2006     Jessica Lin        

JK!

        04-14-2006     Jessica Lin        

Funny :).... you forgot...
"Hello Miss do you smoke?"

(cop being a guy)

:)

        04-10-2006     Elisabeth Hatheway        

Anthony, now you are a comedian!! You are an awesome writer who can really put his own thoughts into his writing. Let me ask you this: have you ever said one of these comments to a police officer? I hope not! Doesn't everyone at least once in their lifetime have a bad experience with a cop?

        02-14-2006     Emily Garwood        

very nice lol funnily enough i can imagine my sister saying some of those things when she's older....¬¬ lol thanks for the laugh!!!

Emy

        01-20-2006     Paula Tsvayg        

BEST MAN? BEST MAN?
Excusa moi, but I am a woman(girl), and I'm in this contest, too!
LOL, away from that.....
Anthony, dude, u have a bunch of grammatical errors.
First of all, first thing I noticed: Your should be you're.
Periods, commas and question marks should be properly placed!
Nah, just kidding.
But seriously, as soon as the contest's over there's (minor) editing to be done.
xP

        01-11-2006     Jane Lee        

LOL!!!! LOL!!!

        01-09-2006     Sammy Anderson        

The thing that came to my mind when I first read this is "Welcome to A. Lane Stahlhut's Driver's school!" :p

        01-06-2006     Deborah Thomas        

Pull my finger? o..k..
silly silly boy!
good luck with the contest.
Debbie

        01-04-2006     David Pekrul        

Engarde, my friend. It looks like another contest, where the best man wins. This is really cute, but I don't think I'd ever get a chance to use any of these lines, as I never get stopped for speeding! (Yeah, Right!)



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