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10 Things Not to do in Public

by Sarah Barrett (Age: 23)
copyright 01-08-2006

Age Rating: 4 +
10 Things Not to do in Public

1) Pick your nose (actually you shouldn't do that anywhere)

2)Dance around on the sidewalk, it makes people think your on something.

3)Do the "Michael Jackson Moonwalk" (you get weird looks)

4) Sing while listening to your music, it sounds real bad.

5)Stare off in space with you mouth open, its kinda gross.

6)Spray coffee/Hot cocoa out your nose while laughing, it looks nasty.

7)Wear booty shorts and go jogging when you weigh over 200 pounds. your flab flings around like jello in a bowl when you shake it.

8)Yell out "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!" Russians do live in America you know.

9) Pretend your a goose

10) Go up to random people and sing "We are Family"!

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        03-12-2009     Cassie Sweeney        

Awesome. =]

        10-16-2007     Alma Hulbert        

I have wanted to do a few of those things on the list. I have done a few of them. The dancing and the singing while listening to music. I had a friend spray milk out of her nose once, almost twice. I like to stare off into space. It's fun when it's during another stupid lecture from your principle about something that doesn't even have to do with you. Well, got to motor. Talk to you later.
~Alma H.

        04-15-2007     Stephanie Doolos        

Very good general advice, except perhaps for one thing: Singing in Public. Granted, most people can't pull it off, but your bio said you were in choir, so you're allowed.

Trust me, you haven't lived until you and 4 fellow music geeks have been packed into a sedan singing along to your favorite musical. It's a lovely past time ^_^

        09-23-2006     Mary -BrytEyz- Ball        

This was cute! :-) But the ones that you shouldn't do just cuz you get funny looks or people think you're weird... I think I'll do them JUST FOR THAT REASON! LOL.

        02-27-2006     Euna Park        

XD This was great! Make a sequel that is "10 things You Shouldn't Do Unsupervised". I think that would be really funny! If you do make one, email me!!

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