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What A Girl With PMS Can Do
by David Pekrul
copyright 02-09-2006


Age Rating: 13 to 127

 
To the tune of "Town Without A Pity"

I met her at the grocery store,
And I said, "Hello", but she just swore,
And that caught me by surprise,
I could not believe my eyes,
What a girl with PMS would do.

I asked her on a lovely date,
But her eyes were red and full of hate,
Then she said, "Just take a hike",
And she looked like she would strike,
Then I knew just what this girl could do.

It wasn't pretty,
Not so pretty,
So I thought I'd better leave her all alone,
For I was wary,
Very wary,
'Cause it looked like she could tear me to the bone.

So I turned around and walked away,
For it wasn't safe for me to stay,
But I'm still in kind of shock,
By the way that girl did talk,
For that girl with PMS was you.

No it isn't very pretty what a girl with PMS can do.


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09-05-2006 Sam Hackel-Butt    

Heh, seems as if I've been drawn back into this one, David! I'm afraid I still haven't listened to the song, but I was laughing out loud again to this. Again, the title drew me in. I love how PMS seems to be three syllable explanation for a woman's bitchy attitude. It's a shame some are in constant PMS.

-Sam
02-10-2006 Sam Hackel-Butt    

Yes, what a girl with PMS CAN do ;) I'll need to check out the song so I can hear these words with the tune! The title really caught my attention, because not many writers write about PMSing women. Very nice and orriginal!
02-09-2006 James Shammas    

I love your growing sense of humor as you write so spontaneously and happily (It must be the retirement!!). This was fun and lighthearted, but let's hope the girls don't take it too seriously!

Jim
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