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With Pants Around My Knees
by David Pekrul
copyright 02-23-2006
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Age Rating: 13 to 127

 
This is purely a work of fiction. It never really happened. Honest! Really!

I stood there with my pants around my knees,
And wondered how I came to be this way,
Was just another night out on the town,
Yet I would do most anything they say.
We hooked up in a bar on 53rd,
And I was ready for a night of fun,
We had some drinks and I was really high,
Oh, Lord, just what on Earth is this I’ve done?
They dared me show in public my physique,
They said that it would really make me cool,
I said that I would give a little peek,
But after that, I felt just like a fool.
Now here I am with pants around my knees,
It’s cold in here, I feel a little breeze.


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05-18-2006 BJ Niktabe    

Good one, David! But I can't let Mary have all the fun, so I'll have some of my own (hehe):

I saw him from the corner of my eye
A sight I didn't care to spy
A man whose pants had seemed to have fallen
If he'd been walking he surely would have been sprawlin'

The man had clearly had too much to drink
And didn't have the ability to think
About the cold air this late in December
The goosebumps showed it was too late to remember

Then everyone saw the embarrassment he felt
When he expelled the air that people smelt
For all eyes had been focused on that man
Who let it loose from his naked can!

(oops...did I say that out loud?)
04-16-2006 Mary -BrytEyz- Ball    

I stood there besides myself in disbelief
Not really wanting to see what I saw
Some they snickered, some they giggled
Some outright let out a hearty guffaw

For in the midst of the crowd he stood
With pants dropped down around his ankles
Face beet red I think he thought too late
As the jesting became a bout of rankles

Goose bumps on his legs became apparent as
He tugged them up and bolted for the door
I bet no matter what they say in the future
He won't do that in December any more!
02-26-2006 Anthony Lane Stahlhut    

Oh my God...were they laughing? With that cold breeze and all! This was funny David and as James said Freud would have to make this a case study! I'm laughing and hope you are too! Good job, sorry I don't want to see the pictures! LOL Anthony
02-23-2006 James Shammas    

Yeah, sure! I'll bet it's true! Or maybe it's that dream you're having more often, now that you're getting up later. You retiree! Freud would love this: the dream of exposing yourself in public places. No, serious; this was seriously funny, but-- oh-- I can't picture you!
Hee Hee!!

Jim
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