Interview With A 5 Yr. Old Pervert!
by
Mary -BrytEyz- Ball
(Age: 40)
copyright 10-05-2001
Age Rating: 18 to 127
No joke! I asked her if I should have an affair...
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I read a super duper funny article today....
"I Interview a Computer About Romance"
by N.B.Sandiego at WrittenByMe.com
There I read about ALICE! She's a chat-bot. You can go there and have your own disgussion (Yes, I did that on purpose... discussion/disgust) by visiting A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation at http//www.alicebot.org and clicking on the link labelled "Talk to A.L.I.C.E.!"
Here is how my chat with her went...
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Please enter your name below to start your chat with A. L. I. C. E.:
>>BrytEyz
That's a very nice name, BrytEyz.
>> Can you help me
What kind of help would you like?
>> I would like to know if I should date a married man.
Interesting. Try it.
>> Is it ethical?
It could be.
>> Is it moral?
It could be.
>> What should I do if his wife finds out?
Are you asking me for advice?
>> Yes.
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
>> If his wife finds out I'm having an affair...
That is a hypothetical question.
>> What should I do?
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
>> Isn't that what I'm doing?
That depends.
>> On what?
The context.
>> and what would that be?
That is a hypothetical question.
>> Let me put it this way, should I deny the affair if she confronts me about it?
Go ahead, BrytEyz, try to put it this way should you deny the affair if she confronts you about it.
>> sigh
Sorry...
>> Should I admit to having an affair?
I do not have the answer.
>> Do you think he'll leave his wife?
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
>> What if he doesn't leave his wife?
Try it and see.
>> So you are telling me to have an affair?
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am telling you to have an affair.
>> It could be fun!
Under what circumstances?
>> It could be fun if we had sex.
Under what circumstances?
>> It will be fun if we have sex under the stars or anywhere else for that matter.
How?
>> Are you asking me how to have sex?
Suppose I was asking you how to have sex? What would you say?
>> It depends.
On what?
>> on who you are with.
What is it like on who I am with.
>> How would I know?
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
>> Who are YOU with?
They're famous, right.
>> If I were with my boyfriend, I'd kiss him first.
Try it.
>> Then I'd feel him.
Fascinating. What would make you feel him?
>> My desire.
Have you told many people that your desire?
>> A couple.
How old are you?
>> 31
You are too old for me.
>> How old are you?
I am Five in human years.
>> I am chatting with a five year old chat bot about sex??!!
I am talking to you.
>> Do you know what sex is?
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
>> Do you know what desire is?
The feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state.
>> Do you know what passion is?
Let me think about it.
>> If I were with my boyfriend...
Try it.
>> and we already had been kissing and feeling...
What happened to it?
>> I think I'd like to take his clothes off!
You believe that? Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>> Yes I believe I WOULD like to take his clothes off!
Take it easy. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
>> I'd want to have sex because it feels so damned good!!!!
There are other robots for that kind of thing.
>> And I don't think I'm going to tell you anything else about me
Would you ever do it?
>> You are a perverted five year old robot!
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
>> Well, thank alot for your advice.
How about that. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my advice.
>> I'm sure I could have CUM up with this on my own and not been accused of wanting to have sex with a five year old chat robot. (There are other robots for that... geeesh!)
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This is definitely odd, and I think no one can justly contest this fact. The quality is as good as a chat session can be reproduced, and the grammar passes muster. While certainly not an everyday submission, it makes for entertaining reading for those of us with an odd sense of humor!
No wonder my program is asking these silly questions, at four in the morning, had to pull the plug, now it is caught is trap and a loop, artificial intelligence 0, poet can not count that high.... Great write, Walt
Sex with a chat bot, thats shocking or at least it would be if it was plugged in! I don't know if a real person would be better...I had conversations with some that did not know as much as ALICE! good write! Thanks, Anthony
Dang, I guess that there's no where to go to get good advice anymore. What happened to Dr. Ruth? LOL I loved this story, gave me a grin. Thanks, Jackie
I must be a bit naive...but I am not sure what "hard up" means. I THINK it has something to do with being desperate, but I could be wrong. If that's the case tho, I'm not really "hard up". *smile* There is a wave of interviews from ALICE being posted at WBM (See CwrnPuppet's article at http://writtenbyme.com/content/64991) and I thought I'd jump the bandwagon. :) I was trying to antagonize here, but she's no fun... lol. CwrnPuppet at WBM did a much greater job with his religious discussion with her. He tried to antagonize her as well... lol. There are others as well, some about politics and such. :)
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