His Pants Around His Ankles
by
Mary -BrytEyz- Ball
(Age: 38)
copyright 04-16-2006
Age Rating: 13 to 127
(Inspired by David Pekrul's poem "With Pants Around My Knees")
I stood there besides myself in disbelief
Not really wanting to see what I saw
Some they snickered, some they giggled
Some outright let out a hearty guffaw
For in the midst of the crowd he stood
With pants dropped down around his ankles
Face beet red I think he thought too late
As the jesting became a bout of rankles
Goose bumps on his legs became apparent as
He tugged them up and bolted for the door
I bet no matter what they say in the future
He won't do that in December any more!
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I find this to be funny. I once saw someone do this at a redlight, but the ligh truned green before he could pull them up. It was funny to watch him trying to get off the street with pants around his feet.
God bless,
Mrs. Tigran Israelyan
Oh, Mary, Mary.
Is this going to become another "Heather's Feathers" or the legends of Roy, as in "Roy Loved The Ladies"?
I'm glad I inspired you (at least I think I am. lol) Anyway, I loved this.