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Hey, Dude!! (A Tribute To The Stupid)
by
Frank Fields
copyright 10-10-2007
Age Rating: 16 to 127
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Picture Credits: http://www.davidpekrul.com
Author's Note: This presentation appears EXACTLY as it was intended. Profanity, slang, street talk crap talk, misspelled words, etc., are all intended. If it is offensive, ignore it as the delusional ranting of an old man. >.< The age rating was deliberately set at 16+. >.<
Yo, dude
check it out, man
Like this the deal
dude, my stuff is cool
not meant for U, fool
lol, man, like i don diss,
But u too old man, dig? lyk
u don' no where i'm frum
or wat i'm doin, dude.
u don' dig it, like is not
for u and u sposed to
figger it, man
don jump on me and
rag my case don' u no
thats way unkewl
lyk, ok u got a wurd or
2 may B u think you no
me an my wirld, but man
lyk u old fool way 2
old 2 tell me bout my
sh*t and how it sposed
to be like nowhere said
you's da man, dude with
the way 2 tell me bout mah
stuff so B kewl fool
stay play with dic.com
or whatevah an dont think cause
u up on urban dic or wiki whatevah
that u no my wirld can't happen yo
so less make sum peace and toke da
pyp witchu on the old end me on yung
and like leave my wirld b
cuz i'm right U way wrong dude
like i said 2 begin it wuz the
way i wanted, sposed 2 b yo y'no
leave the words speld rong or
bad let the hole thing mayk no
cents it duz 2 me and not ment
for U to read n e way u
old fool it wuz 4 members
of mah pryvayt club that with
no diss, dig, is not for u dude
lyk i'm talkin diffrent yo
is lyke |337 $pe3|< sum
and sum no 1 noes but make it up
along de way and mebfbe nuf ppl
will dig the dig, dude but stays
bottom lyn ah don wantchu in
mah wirld dood! not evun 2 read
mah sh*t but specia E don tell
me if its wrong Lyk i told U
fool cause its the way i want.
:P
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04-21-2008 Eric Gasparich
The below comment was for laughs. I hope.
I am very aware that language is an organic thing, of words that arise from a "felt need" for them a la WFBuckley. It is also true that languages change over time, and that English is a polyglot language with sufficient flexibility to handle even the terminally stupid. JRR Tolkien thought Shakespeare was the equivalent of a radical deconstructionist (now that's a conservative!). The Malleability of English is well known, and should not be hampered. But that's got nothing to do with this.
I think Bill Cosby has the measure of this nonsense: [they] can’t speak English. [They don't] want to speak English. I can’t even talk the way these people talk. “Why you ain’t where you is go, ra,” I don’t know who these people are. And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. Then I heard the father talk. This is all in the house ... Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t land a plane with “why you ain’t…” You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
Just so.
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04-21-2008 Eric Gasparich
Word. Yo.
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01-16-2008 Jordan Screws
The name of this work was appropriate. You have skillfully illustrated the decline of the English language at the hands of modern youth through the use of the "language". As sad as it is to say, the language you used is fairly accurate, but it seems to have become "popular" to say F or MF every other word. However, that is a matter of taste, and what you used here is evidence enough of the decline of modern English. Even as a member of the generation in question, I find it sad to see English decline so far as to have numbers substituted for letters (so-called "leetspeak" or however it is spelled).
I myself favor an older, almost Victorian-era style of English in writing and conversation. To the hip generation, I might be pretentious or weird, but I prefer the term "educated". As for the technical merits, you hit everything head-on. Like Richard Reed Jr. said, you have a way of entertaining people with your words and the writing style that you use. Good work, and keep it up!
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10-14-2007 Richard Reed Jr
Hey man I'm too old and too hip to dig the new generation Sh*t, any way I'm just to happy to be sittin' here smokin' my marijuwana and droppin' SLD or somethin' like that.
In all seriousness, this is another one of those sides of you that I have never seen. Your technical ability is hip man, and I love the way your words can entertain.
Stay cool pops!
~Rich
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10-12-2007 Frank Fields
ROFLS
^_^
As has been said by me, I think: "Tis dangerous to broach the wordsmith in his lair, for like silly bug caught in spider web, the fangs will forever stop moronic clangs." Somethng like that....LOL
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10-12-2007 Everett (dale) Pogue
Dude: ah don wan tb in yo wurl whafer it be, man. jus leve me alone too. ya heer. Way to go, Frank! I even translated most of it. cool. dale
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