twenty five
in every class
twenty five years
from first to last
ring in the new
turn to page two
darn, they don't age
I always do

twenty five rings
may do the trick
in nose, belly
and tongue, oh heck
better a nip
or a tightening tuck
to look twenty five again
fathom such luck

ring, ring, hello
say, what do I hear?
twenty five kisses
blown in my ear
he tells me I'm lovely
and sexy too
goodbye, twenty five
who needs you?