A bit on the strange side, but that's me,

Upside down, eating tasty tacos,

While hanging from a tall, leafy tree,

A little sad 'cos my underwear's lost.



You probably think I'm really weird,

Especially griping about underwear too,

Lost in my own strange little world,

Yellin' at the monkeys at the zoo.



They stole my underwear, I'm sure,

Don't ask me how, it's a long story,

Helpful tip though, don't give 'em tours,

Then leave them while you go pee.



Anyways, I digress, so I apologise,

I just feel like talking about tacos,

Or monkeys, but you don't I realise,

It's ok, I know I'm stranger than most.



Let's talk about something else then.

Have you heard about evil potatoes??

The spuds are out to get us all again,

I'd fight, but they said to leave it to pros.



They're fashioning some kind of slingshot,

*Whoosh* Watch out for flying potatoes!

Hmm, that sling, it seems familiar a lot,

Wait! They used my undies the monkeys stole!



Just figured it all out now, we're doomed,

Monkeys and spuds have joined together,

Never thought it'd be this bad I presumed,

All of this 'cos of my stolen underwear.