Honestly the adman said. It works just every time

There won’t be any side effects, and all will be just fine

That’s why I’m lying in my room with doctors by my bed

With hair out of my fingernails and no hair on my head

Honestly the vat man said, it won’t cost you a thing

In fact I think that we owe you, so go and have a fling

That’s why I’m sitting in the dock, with lawyers at my side

Waiting for the verdict that some judges will decide

Honestly the shop man said, it will never wear

Its guaranteed for twenty years, you haven’t got a care

That’s why I’m sitting in my house, they said I got some cheek

Not guaranteed for twenty years. Small print said twenty weeks

Honestly the bank clerk said, you’ve got loads in your account

We’ve double checked the interest and all of your amount

That’s why I’m sitting in the bank, the managers attack

Your overdrawn you silly boy, so pay the money back,

Honestly the church man said, she’s such a lovely miss

When you marry her today, your life will be just bliss

HE WAS RIGHT