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As I live and breathe, I thought that girl would never leave to start her vacation. Prose-n-Poetry members and readers, I am Miss Kitty, Cles’ mother. I thought she was taking to long writing up the sequence to Miss Kitty. So here I am. Now, I certainly hope this sequel gets a higher membership read than Miss Kitty. So get the word out, I have taken over the show. I am a character and will admit that at my birthday roast, the “Do you remember” stories rolled out fast and furious. Mostly told by my oldest child. (Isn’t she a great writer?)
Here are a few honorable mentions in my Miss Kitty Hall Of Fame.
-There’s the time I placed myself on the police commissioners payroll by following my son the cop (my second born) on his first night as a rookie. He had the graveyard shift. Unknown to me, his sister, (my third born) was trailing behind me.
-Or the time my son and I had a contest to see who could break into his cop car the fastest. I WON!
-Then there’s the time, I challenged him to a race (he claimed he was in tip top shape) and won. That’s when I told him; if I had to call 911, P-L-E-A-S-E don’t send him out.
-How about the time I thought I was getting laid off from my company. I told everyone I was outta here. Only to have the President of the company fly in from DC to tell me personally that I would have my job for life. (Boy was I OUT DONE!)
-Or the time, as I was watching my FAVORITE tv show, Gunsmoke, there was an actual stakeout going on in MY OWN front yard!
-Or the time, I rounded up all my children (I had 3 at the time, my total is 4) and announced to them, I don’t care how they figure it out. I was ONLY to have 6 count them, 6 grandchildren. (I have 7 grandchildren…my middle daughter is a natural born rebel. I don’t know WHERE she gets it from)
-Or the time, Cles’ girlfriend called her up and begged her to have me NOT pray for her. (Never underestimate the power of prayer…everyone I had prayed for lost his or her job)
-Or the time Cles’ boss wanted to hire me to be his personal bodyguard during a period of difficult and hostile lay offs. (I was all pumped up)
-Or the time Cles and I were taking Algebra classes. She during the day and I at night. I got an A+ and she got…well I better not say.
-Or oops…I ran out of time. I got to round up the grandchildren and drop them off to school. It’s hard typing with one finger, but I think I did a great job. Thank You! Thank You! No autographs Please!
copyright 1/23/2002
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