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The Impotent Bull
by Patrick Talty (Age: 84)
copyright 07-05-2002


Age Rating: 18 to 127

 
You ask me how I'm gettin' on;
Well, last week good luck went:
I found out that my prize stud bull
Was bloody im-PO-tent!

I took him to the local vet
Who gave a diagnosis;
The label on the bottle read
"Three hourly daily doses."

A coupla anxious weeks dragged by,
("Is the treatment gonna flop?")
But then, thank God, the bull improved
And soon was back on top.

The cows they came in droves, they did,
And the place was full of action
And each on leaving wore a look
Of smiling satisfaction.

Don't ask me what was in the stuff,
'cause I wouldn't have a clue,
But it tasted just like orange juice
And a real delicious brew!



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03-10-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut    

Very funny you get one praise point. Yopui can have more when you e-mail me that your back! Thanks, Anthony
07-06-2002 Melissa Rives    

This was absolutely delightful, a charming read! :)
07-05-2002 Bob Church    

Er, excuse me, Patrick... but what did you say the name of your vet is? Ha!

Great job! Loved it!
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