Confused
by
Ryszard Krasowski
copyright 06-15-2001
Age Rating: 1 to 127
The B doesn't fly,
There's no ship on the C,
A cup is a cup,
But there's no cup of T.
The I doesn't see at all,
The U doesn't mean YOU,
One plus one makes a number,
But it is not TOO.
A pair is not a fruit,
A dog doesn't barque,
A flower is not used for baking,
And a knight doesn't mean dark.
My hair stands on AND,
FOUR EYE am SEW confused,
I'd like TWO RIGHT a poem,
But what words SHELL EYE use?
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03-22-2007 Sam Hackel-Butt
So let's see, error here, here, and here!
This is absolutely fantastic! I love this poem! It's very short, and so very true. This is the only time where errors look so good!
Other than the obvious, nothing wrong here :)
-Sam
Of the CC
03-22-2007 Shannon W.
This is actually really a confusing poem, but I like it a lot. I have never seen a poem like this one before. It is very creative!
Shannon
02-08-2004 Caitlin M.
I should send this to my friend who can never spell right. lol.
01-26-2004 Cortney Jaruzel
I like this!!! Mind If I share it with some friends? Its very cool. Nice job!
12-03-2003 Keely Daly
So creative!!! This is absolutely fantastic! Amazing job conveying the complexity of the English language!
Wonderfully written, perfect!
09-04-2003 Melissa Andersson
Oh,that's so one of my favorite poems now!!!I loved it,good work!It was funny and cute.
:-)
08-21-2003 Lyle Berry
Great humor. I enjoyed this poem very much. Yes, English is indeed a confusing language with so many words spelled differently, but pronounced the same and with different meanings.
Warm Regards,
Lyle
04-01-2001 Nan Jacobs
Haha! Very funny! I guess U dint youse yer spelcheker, huh? :-D
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