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Udder Drag
by Aaron Schmookler (Age: 31)
copyright 08-23-2002


Age Rating: 7 to 127

 


I once had a cow with extremely short legs
Which were about the length of an ostrich’s eggs.
“Moo!” she would utter,
When she stepped on her udder,
“Perhaps I should stand on some kegs."


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11-13-2002 Catherine Wilson    

My mom liked that one too. Thanks for the laugh.
08-28-2002 Cristina Lipp    

Oh, the pain!!! ow, ouch! Where's that keg?? I'm laughing.
08-26-2002 Amber McCabe    

LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
08-23-2002 Melissa Rives    

LOL...what an imagination you have...very good!!!
08-23-2002 William Robbins    

You certainly know how to keep a limerick full of smiles. Great job.
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