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Adventures in Pantyhose Land (An ode to Pantyhose)
by Debra Rose (Age: 21)
copyright 08-24-2002
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My Ode to Pantyhose. I hate those things....




Huff Puff, pull them up
What do you mean, did I gain?
Me with weight, never fear
My belly holds only beer!

Huff Puff, pull them up!
Pantyhouse are such pain!
Fresh out of box, black or beige?
But then again, pink is the rage.

Huff Puff, pull them up!
Fit the toes, try to stay sane
Fix the hips, pull up knots
Certainly can't wear these a lot

Huff Puff, pull them up!
Will they last through the rain,
They should make these things a sin
Almost on, is that a pin?

RIP!!!!

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11-01-2005 Euna P.    

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I"M GONNA DIE LAUGHING HERE DEB!!!!!!!! Oh man, I've barely worn pantyhose myself, (except that ONE time I went to a school dance) unless I have a violin concert or something. ^.^


10-31-2005 David Pekrul    

Hey, way cool! I'm sure this is only one of many tribulations there are in being a woman. lol
Great write!


07-07-2005 Mike Macdonald    

This is one of the cutest poems I've seen on here. No wonder it's got a little star by it.


07-07-2005 Brian Dickenson    

A hoot, I remember silk stockings. Now they were excellent. Far better than what you call pantyhose, (they are called tights over here). There is only one way to wear them that makes any sense at all. When you rob a bank, they are a great disguise.
I've must admit to never having worn them, either on my head or my legs.
They are one of the two main things you women put up with that make me thankful to be a man. The other I leave to your imagination.
Well done yet again,
Brian


06-04-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut    

I'm glad I never had to experience this, but it was funny to read about. Thanks, Anthony


01-23-2004 Stefanie Mendoza    

LOL!!! This is great!! Why haven't I seen it before??? I *HATE* pantyhose with every fiber of my being... unless of course they're the nifty fishnet kind! But yeah... since I'm so tall I completely feel the pain of this poem! Great Write Zozo!!

~Steffie~


11-30-2003 Caitlin M.    

Lol. Well that's why I were black knee highs instead.


04-21-2003 Regina S.    

Way true!!! I totally HATE pantyhoses, why do we have to wear them anyway!? >.< ^-^


01-18-2003 Heather Franz    

lov'n it cuz it's oh sooooo true :)


08-26-2002 Aaron Schmookler    

I like. Humorous and fun. (You may want to make an edit. I got caught on "pantyhouse" envisioning a strange home or a lingerie store.)


08-25-2002 Amber McCabe    

This is great! And oh so true! I absolutely loved it!


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