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Mother - In - Law
by Audrey Sullivan (Age: 43)
copyright 09-01-2002


Age Rating: 18 to 127

 
My oh my, you can't get by
Because Your mother-in-law is still alive.
So you strive every day
To think of a way to get rid of the one
you obey,
Who thinks she has all the say.
So what do you do, you have no clue,
So you think your screwed,
But did you know you don't have put on a show
If your not slow?
You must be fast and watch out,
or you'll bust your ass,
and it wont be by passing gas.
So don't be out there smoking that grass.
Or your mother-in-law will paw all over you.
and think your cool, then you'll be a fool,

You know the number one rule
is to keep your cool,then you can drown
her in a pool,

She wants thoes drugs, she'll knock off thugs,
She Won't offer hugs she'll take what you have,
so don't make her mad!
give her a plug instead of a drug,
She will be happier.
So you don't have to slap her,
now you can't trap her..




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09-20-2002 Dixie Kincaid    

I know that poem is a fantasy of your emagination. Nice to know your's working quite well. DIXIE LEE
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