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This Just In...
by Bob Church
copyright 09-14-2002


Age Rating: 16 to 127

 
This Just In...

A research team at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has isolated a gene capable of producing hair. The principle is based on the premise that protein-producing genes can be genetically transferred from one organism to another.

With the success in hair replacement genomes, I arranged to have my follicles treated with the genes of a jellyfish, the organism showing the most potential in lab tests with mice.

After thirty days, I am proud to report that I once again have a full head of green hair which glows under flourescent lighting.

The side effects are minimal... the most noticeable being that I now need to spend sixteen hours a day floating in the ocean, and I can only eat blue-green algae and plankton.

Modern scientists... you gotta love 'em.


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09-17-2002 Nan Jacobs    

::blubb:: Well, it beats weight watchers....
09-14-2002 Eddie Bruce    

Sea temperatures around these coasts being what they are, whilst I don't mind being green, or glowing, I think I'll just see out my days follically challenged.
Thanks for reminding me not to take these people too seriously.
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