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It's a shame, and I'm not insane,
Nor to blame
For he can be bought,
But not caught.
He likes to smoke pot,
He has a mouth like a tunnel,
He drinks like a funnel.
He walks like a duck
He's such a schmuk,
He looks like a mutt
Out of a rut.
He's the one that takes all the fun.
He's the Judge of Bucyrus
His name is Myrus.
So, if you’re passing through Ohio
You get stopped,
Make sure you have some pot
For the cop,
He'll throw away your ticket
Give you a cricket pin that reads,
WELCOME TO BUCYRUS,
VOTE FOR JUDGE MYRUS.
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